falconette

the lower, better half of four female falcons.

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For your Afternoon Bannon Farewell Dance Party needs https://t.co/uMkqiiTt9H (thx + happy 10 yrs @ebaynetflix)

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I met some of my podcasting heroes! @Sawbones

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I have an extra ticket to @Sawbones - 2pm today at @thetroc. DM me for it!

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@thedollop at @thetroc last night! I'll practicing my Kentucky-British accent.

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When people ask me to do an Israeli accent I just want to direct them to @adamdavidson on @ThisAmerLife because it is 💯👌🏼

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PHILLY: I NEED SOMEONE TO OPEN A SEAFOOD RESTAURANT CALLED PRAWNSYLVANIA 🦐

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@jennschiffer I googled "when does it count as bleeding out" month 1. Year 1 generally wasn't fun. But has slowly chilled over years & have NO REGRETS

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@SenBobCasey pls do everything you can to fight #ACHA. @PatToomey your vote will do nothing but harm. #noACHA #PAvoters

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.@MerriamWebster I submit a new word for you: "extraedificial" meaning "outside of a building." Pls & thank you.

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I'VE HAD A LOT OF CONVERSATIONS WITH HUMANS OVER THE YEARS. #ComeyHearing

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#comey

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@ericandrewlewis @3chordwonder That is generally how I function anyway (guilt). It's value is arguable.

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@3chordwonder @ericandrewlewis Is there an alt to eat healthy? If I ate only chips & salsa for dinner last night what does that do to my score?

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Guy in line who was just playing a ukelele said "I hope they don't play music I don't like"

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Btwn the time I FreshDirected 🍌🍌for smoothies & got them, I broke the blender in which to make said smoothies. #RIPsmoothieplans

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Should have known it'd be a long day - I had a dream last night that I didn't get to eat any of 3 choc cakes and it made me cry #onthenose

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FTW you get in child's pose on the kitchen floor btwn the fridge & stove when trying to make dinner bc your uterus hates you #ladylike

[Adam Lisagor @adamlisagor]

Of the 17 people on my team at @sandwich, 7 are immigrants. I love @NILC_org and will match $10K you donate to help them. @ me your receipt.

[Ryan Mac 🙃 @RMac18]

Google cofounder Sergey Brin at SFO protest: "I'm here because I'm a refugee." (Photo from Matt Kang/Forbes)

[Susan Kaufman @skaufman4050]

Best. Sign. Ever. #WomensMarch #womensmarchnyc #sobadevenintrovertsarehere