Ian W

"Surround yourself with people whose eyes light up when they see you coming." -Andre DeShields

[Ian W @GordonFreechber]

Alright guys, I'm outta here. Find me on Bluesky.

[Ian W @GordonFreechber]

Making the jump onto Bluesky, anyone know the good accounts to follow on there?

[Kiro @PhatMacroProot]

@nescartridges Behold

[Ian W @GordonFreechber]

The tieflings: gods, the Druids are going to kick us out into the wilderness! Who would doom us to this fate in good conscience!

The nefarious shadow druids: https://t.co/EDw4d4RVDl

[Ian W @GordonFreechber]

@BudrykZack Wait what’s the context for this?

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

When I show up late to a party and I tell everyone it’s because my babysitter was in a hit and run, but Barry keeps asking follow-up questions about it:

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

For every 100 likes I will turn JD Vance into a progressively apple cheeked baby

[Grunkle Stunkle @grunklestunkle]

Grunkle Stunkle wins the Funkle Bunkle!

[Ian W @GordonFreechber]

@doggtism Did Moo Deng just get milkshake ducked by proxy?

[Ian W @GordonFreechber]

@JustTheFactsMI Didn’t she literally promote legislation to keep Americans from getting cheap Chinese electric cars?

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

you have to make certain sacrifices to serve the lord

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

BUSINESSMAN 2: hello mr adams my friend and confidant and sibling of the world. would you like to accept bag of cash from me 🙏 it will be labeled "Turkish Crime Fund" and i will leave it upon step of city hall
ERIC ADAMS: swag unites us in all things my beatiful [sic] man

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

If you’re a fan of Moo Deng don’t search her old tweets 😔

[Chris Voiceman @ChrisVoiceman]

Not only does this make it feel like an Elder Scrolls NPC interaction, but it makes it feel like you're playing as Osama Bin Laden and Norm's been hired to kill you

[clippedybangbang @bangbangclips]

Folks, you've been pixar'd.

[Ian W @GordonFreechber]

@HelloCullen My rage driving mantra is “you fucking nailed it, Bobby Moses!”

[Ian W @GordonFreechber]

@dioerasabbath Nice album, unfortunately I have depicted myself as the Chad Diesel Train and you as the Soyjak bus