GordonFreeman

Crowbar. Aliens. No chicks.

[GordonFreeman @GordonFreeman]

How's this for positive: The GravGun is totally f.. totally awesome! Talk about stress relief: going out side and flinging cars around

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I just realized about every one of my twitter posts has been whining/complaining. Sorry.

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Man, I was up all night last night pretending to look for Lamar. Kleiner is gonna be crushed when someone finally has the heart to tell him

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I'm sure the chicks would dig it.... if there were any chicks (aside from Alyx, but nothing impresses her)

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@alanstevens salright, I got a Crowbar of Crabsmashing +1. You should see my crowbar-fu man, it's a thing of beauty.

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Speaking of Dog, do NOT play chess with him. I won't say more. Just do NOT play chess with him.

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Kleiner is still trying to find Lamar. I don't have the heart to tell him. He thinks Dog killed her. This should be interesting.

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Yet another reason to take a swipe at the G-man next time he butts in at a totally inappropriate time.

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Damnit! I just realized I left my keys (with my favorite keychain LED light) in Xen. Man, that just ruins my whole freakin' day.

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Alyx is still all bunged up about her Dad. Jeez, c'mon. I lost my whole family and everyone I knew except for Kleiner and Barney. Great.

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@alanstevens (re: that photoset) Come over here man, I'll show you some post-modern ruins. Complete with headcrabs!

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Found a new crowbar at an abandonned (hah!) warehouse today. It's blue and has better curves. Better balance in the hand, I like it.

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Found out today that Kleiner wants to rebuild Black Mesa now that the Combine is out of our hair for awhile. Don't these guys learn!

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'It's time to choose' my ass. Choose this!

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I'm totally going to try to punch the G-man (Mr. "Oh, I'm so like CSM on X-files") next time I see him, but he's slippery

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This haz suit comes in handy sometimes, let me tell you sir

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(Note to self: Do *NOT* make a pass a Alyx... at least not right now, maybe later)

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I get the whole crowbar thing, I really do. It's hilarious. Versus headcrabs, yeah got it. I do. But not against the city watch, k?

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Ok, crowbar versus HELOS WITH FREAKING MACHINE GUNS. Real smart Barney.

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I'm still steaming over the time I woke up in City 17. Barney, God bless 'im, busts me out, and then hands me a FREAKING CROWBAR