Gordon Fucking Goat

WOULD YOU RATHER SICK A POO THAN HAVE ME FOLLOW YOU FOREVER?

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RT "@Sades4: Is this for real?? What is the world coming to!!!!! http://t.co/ebKKY0km" IT WAS ME!! HUR HUR HUR

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HERE'S A PICTURE OF WHEN I MET MY HERO, CILLA BLACK!! #SURPRISESURPRISE http://t.co/EoVcONa5

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@joefrost10 AHA LOOK AT ME TWEETING MYSELF. I WONDER IF ANYONE WILL FALL FOR IT?

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EVERYBODY SHOULD FOLLOW MY OTHER ACCOUNT, ITS CALLED @joefrost10

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@joefrost10 @SammyMacc @danarnolduh_huh @slinny_ratedR @TheRealCraigo HUR HUR, HAVE YOU SEEN ME FOLLOWING YOU? IF NOT, WAIT FOR THE #POOSICK

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@danarnolduh_huh @TheRealCraigo @slinny_ratedr @sammymacc @mr15outof10 @scotteveson @kimbelletti DID YOU HAVE GRASS? #GRASS #PROTEIN

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@SammyMacc OH HAI SAM! SUCH A BUSINESS MAN! GRASS GRASS GRASS GRASS GRASS GRASS GRASS GRASS GRASS GRASS GRAS GRASS GRASS GRASS GRASS #GRASS

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@danarnolduh_huh @SammyMacc WHAT IS THAT CUNT DOING CHOPPING UP MY LOVELY GRASS? I HAD A WEE ON A HEDGEHOG NEAR THERE YESTERDAY

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OH HAI GUYS!!! LOOK, I'M BACK. NOT HAD A PHONE FOR A WHILE, BROKE THE SCREEN #FUCKINGHOOVES #POOSICK

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@TheRealCraigo @joe_westbrook13 HAHA EVEN I'D DO BETTER THAN THAT, AND I CAN'T EVEN HOLD THE FUCKING CONTROLLER! #FEEDTHEGOATANDHEWILLSCORE

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@slinny_ratedR I AM GORDON FUCKING GOAT. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. HOW DO I TWEET WITH HOOVES?! #BROKENPHONESCREENS

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@twiseldinho @SammyMacc CAN I DO BOTH? #GREEDYGOAT. OR EAT ONE OF SAMMY MACS TESTICLES WHILST HE SKULLFUCKS ME?

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@TheRealCraigo @SammyMacc I KNOW RIGHT?! NEARLY AS BAD AS THOSE PESKY FOXES #GOATTROUBLES

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@twiseldinho I AM IN YOUR LIFE. AND I WILL NEVER LEAVE. #GOATFRIIIEEENNNDDSSSSS

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@TheRealCraigo @SammyMacc YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT BAD? I HAD TO EAT SOME GRASS AND BLEAT AT A NEARBY PHEASANT EARLIER. #BUSY #BAAAAAA

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@twiseldinho WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT COSTUME? GOATS BOSS COWS. FACT. #GOATFACTS

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@dannycat123 YOU KNOW IT CATTEN! #GOATINGDIRTY

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@gazman210 HI THERE GAZMAN. QUICK QUESTION. WOULD YOU RATHER SICK A POO ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, OR BE FOLLOWED BY A GOAT FOREVER? #GOATS4LIFE

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@danarnolduh_huh WE ALL KNOW YOU'D SHAG ME. SHEEP CAN ONLY WISH THEY ARE MAJESTIC AS GOATS. #DEEPTHROATGOAT

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@SammyMacc THANKS SAM. BUT DON'T FORGET, THE FIRST RULE OF GOAT CLUB IS YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT GOAT CLUB. #GOATCLUB