Gordon Gordon

Haikuist. IS THAT ALL YOU PEOPLE THINK ABOUT, In bookshops now. Published by @PegsSquare @PenguinBooks. Order here:

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Out now - "Is that all you people think about? - a modern haiku collection" buy in shops or order here: https://t.co/P6n1x62VJk

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Haiku #101:

The prawn swam away,
Once again the saviour of
The town of Bournemouth.

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The Haiku Advent Calendar day 24:

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The Haiku Advent Calendar day 22:

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The Haiku Advent Calendar day 22:

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The Haiku Advent Calendar day 21:

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The Haiku Advent Calendar day 20:

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The Haiku Advent Calendar day 19:

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The Haiku Advent Calendar day 18:

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The Haiku Advent Calendar day 17:

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The Haiku Advent Calendar day 16:

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The Haiku Advent Calendar day 15:

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The Haiku Advent Calendar day 14:

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Haiku #72:

Lord Alan sugar
Made all the candidates wait while his fart dispersed.

Haiku #43:

"Never speak of this"
Karen Brady told what was
Left of the girls team.
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Haiku #72:

Lord Alan sugar
Made all the candidates wait while his fart dispersed.

Haiku #43:

"Never speak of this"
Karen Brady told what was
Left of the girls team.
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For more silly haiku:https://t.co/P6n1x62VJk

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The Haiku Advent Calendar day 13:

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The Haiku Advent Calendar day 12:
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"Here comes Santa Claus!"
The villagers screamed as they
Ran to the shelters

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#haiku #65:

"Guitar!" Cried The Edge
Slapping his head, and running
Back into the tube.

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#haiku #56:

Years later, Arctic
Explorers found Benedict
Cumberbatch alive.
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#haiku #75:

Two trains and a swim.
The office commute was hell
From Clifford's new house.

#poetry #commute #tfl #oyster #illustration