Gordon Mccormick

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

microdosing hell by going to work

[💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ @BigBearF1]

The best thing about the 30p plastic bag charge is that the cupboard next to my sink is now worth £672,348

[Kayla @luv2read13]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

how i expect a single glass of water to perform against the 20 beers I had earlier

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

why is instagram telling me who commented on sb else post ? idgaf

[` @mayer_xbt]

not to be dramatic but when i accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life

[🌸🌺🌼🌹 @mcarv_s]

sean kingston waking up one day in 2007:

[matt @mattybtweets69]

The left testicle is the more logical and analytical one. The right is the creative and artistic testicle.

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

You just had to be there

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

we been in january for 6 months bruh

[☆*:.｡.ZIAxZILLA.｡.:*☆ @weapxngxrl]

How it feels to smoke a cigarette and drink a beer at the same time

[mitch @limitedmitch]

Your little brother downstairs while you’re updating Twitter:

[Doc 🥇 @backendoc]

no way my uber eats driver is delivering my food on feet

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

i used to draw tf outta that sun in the corner of the paper when i was a kid

[HasbullaHive 🐐 @HasbullaHive]

for everyone wondering how Hasbulla drives his cars, here is your answer https://t.co/em3h3peLSb

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

short mfs do NOT go outside rn just seen a hawk flyin around

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

niggas gotta stop asking where do you see yourself in 5 years, im just tryna make it thru the day dawg please leave me alone

[juni @wtfffjuni]

not to self diagnose but something is wrong