Gordon Freeman

Degree in theoretical physics aliens DNI.

[Gordon Freeman @Gordon_Freakman]

@valvepilled I’m Gordon Freakman. Welcome
to the Freak Zone.

[Gordon Freeman @Gordon_Freakman]

@butchbenrey I’m proud.

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How are we feeling, Freakman nation.

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@krilledup Soon, one day.

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@realasfspudboy Being popular sucks anyway. All the cool kids have under 1000 followers now.

[Gordon Freeman @Gordon_Freakman]

Merry Christmas guys.

[Chunky_Monkeyboy8008153💸💰 @ZOMBIEKID182]

my awesome gordon freeman who i dont pay #halflife

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@Kasnarisdying @krilledup These are lowkey fire I can’t even lie.

[wayneradiotv @wayneradiotv]

I’m going g Viral

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@socpens Number 1:

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@zeffdakilla Who’s that handsome fellow tweeting in the screenshot?

[Gordon Freeman @Gordon_Freakman]

The farts are stored in the cheeks.

[Gordon Freeman @Gordon_Freakman]

Guess who got banned from yet another dog park? Yep. Guess they can’t handle me being the alpha dog. Whatever.

[BENRYBENRYBENRYBENRYBENRYBENRYBENRY @heavenly__sword]

@Gordon_Freakman yeah well one of us            and the other one wears a cool helmet

[Gordon Freeman @Gordon_Freakman]

Adding random Mad Libs to interpersonal conversations to spice things up a little.

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White people be like watch my purse I have to go to the bathroom.

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True.

[♨️ROWS♨️ @MORAYHEELS]

they say barney touch gordon and thats why hes quiet

[Gordon Freeman @Gordon_Freakman]

@butchbenrey Derse Seer of Heart.

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@BryceChristen17 Barney stuck it up my nose.

[Gordon Freeman @Gordon_Freakman]

Freakman Nation. My birthday is tomorrow. You should all wish me a happy birthday.