🅱️💵 ultra stan pines enjoyer 3000

Blynn 28 my pronouns are your pronouns comrade. fandom account, this is just where I ramble about whatever bs I feel like. pr0shippers dni just block me

[🅱️💵 ultra stan pines enjoyer 3000 @GoreMagala]

You Pass Away During Childbirth - Gravity Falls
Requested~
WARNING: DEATH MENTION
Stan: Um okay ..

[Naka_da_Slacka @NSlacka]

Monster Hunter Stories 3

[Dr_Nimbos @Dr_Nimbos]

‘BACKROOMS’ director Kane Parsons says he forgot to bring "Hot Drinks" to the Monster Hunter Freedom 1 "The Shadow in the Cave" quest

‘‘fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i'am gonna need to abandon‘‘

[🅱️💵 ultra stan pines enjoyer 3000 @GoreMagala]

me when somebody says that transfem stan is not canon:

[🅱️💵 ultra stan pines enjoyer 3000 @GoreMagala]

@5fingerpickz "when 60 years of mistreating my organs catches up with me (which should be any second now tbh) and they all fail at once and i drop dead, youre gonna feel SO BAD that you didnt let me drive a motorcycle blindfolded" and soos just has to be like "ok dude lets get you to bed"

[🅱️💵 ultra stan pines enjoyer 3000 @GoreMagala]

stan does sincerely treasure his father/son bond with soos but i dont think hes above weaponizing it either. post-canon whenever he and soos are in a disagreement about literally anything stan can hit the instant win button and say "look, son..." soos folds immediately every time

[🅱️💵 ultra stan pines enjoyer 3000 @GoreMagala]

"it sucks that stan got a bunch of crimes attached to ford's name" stan already got pardoned by a us congressman its literally a non-issue 🙄

[🅱️💵 ultra stan pines enjoyer 3000 @GoreMagala]

soos week 1 after stan returns from a trip: you want them to spend the whole day with you? wow thats a big help! and it means so much to me to see you bond :')

soos week 4 after stan returns from a trip: please stan its been 8 days i just want to see them. theyre my kids stan.

[🅱️💵 ultra stan pines enjoyer 3000 @GoreMagala]

twice in stan's life he was able to meet a newborn member of the family but was not able to be around to watch them grow up, forming new memories with them through the years, witnessing their milestones. when soos has kids it'll be his first chance to finally have that 🥹😭

[🅱️💵 ultra stan pines enjoyer 3000 @GoreMagala]

whenever hes in gf and not like sailing or w/e his #1 priority is spending as much time as possible with his kids. FUCK EVERYBODY ELSE 🖕🖕 soos doesnt even really look forward to stan coming back anymore bc he knows hes barely gonna be able to see him OR his own children 😔 smh

[🅱️💵 ultra stan pines enjoyer 3000 @GoreMagala]

@sybillaee this is the great tragedy of love isnt it… if my transgender autistic soulmate and I are both at home all the time because we’re shy and overstimulated… then how are we supposed to meet 💔💔💔

[🅱️💵 ultra stan pines enjoyer 3000 @GoreMagala]

WHERE ARE ALL THE TRANSGENDER AUTISTIC BADDIES IN MY AREA!!! I NEED TO FIND THEM

[Tsuki 🫧 @MidnightBoshi]

Everyone has that one Monster Hunter friend that tries to get you into the series

[🅱️💵 ultra stan pines enjoyer 3000 @GoreMagala]

if you ever wonder whether something has happened in stan’s history, use this quick rule of thumb: if it’s something at all good or positive, the answer is Probably Not

[Swamp_Ape_Science @SouthApe]

Imagine trying to comprehend the reality of a giraffe galloping at you with predatory intent. Especially when you're already having a mildly inconvenient day.

[Monster Hunter Jhokes @QuirklessStoner]

I know the trailer is coming Friday AND I BETTER SEE GAMMOTH

[🅱️💵 ultra stan pines enjoyer 3000 @GoreMagala]

genderfluid stan so now soos has a mom AND dad

[🅱️💵 ultra stan pines enjoyer 3000 @GoreMagala]

@gravityfessups just call me chef 😙👌

[🅱️💵 ultra stan pines enjoyer 3000 @GoreMagala]

have we considered t4t mtf dipper x ftm candy

[🅱️💵 ultra stan pines enjoyer 3000 @GoreMagala]

@8BallAlcatraz Since this was for tbob, maybe we’ll get another stream for the art book… 🤞