Papa PAWG

Welcome to the dark side of my bizarre mind

[Papa PAWG @gorillaleo]

One day you’re going to see a show on AdultSwim I helped create

[Papa PAWG @gorillaleo]

Well, it’s political season again

[Papa PAWG @gorillaleo]

It’s crazy how much effort I put into throwing a party every year for a jug of milk because I won’t even put half of that effort toward a birthday party for my future children lol

[Papa PAWG @gorillaleo]

No fart coin, I want actual money

[Papa PAWG @gorillaleo]

John Pork has been haunting me in my wet dreams

[𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙒𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝙋𝘼𝙀𝙎𝘼𝙉 @GothGuidoX]

Women be like "I love the fall" yeah the fall from God’s grace you apple eating bitch

[Papa PAWG @gorillaleo]

Went bowling last night. Got a whopping 58 points in ten frames

[Papa PAWG @gorillaleo]

@ReelFishing88 @thebuttholecoin Queen Bean

[Papa PAWG @gorillaleo]

@pyukumutwo Make me explode in my assless chaps,
Ensure that ill never ever be welcome back

[Papa PAWG @gorillaleo]

It’s a milk or be milked kind of world out there

[Papa PAWG @gorillaleo]

Mark Twain if he wrote cross dressing books. “The Adventures of Tucked His Berries Finn”

[Papa PAWG @gorillaleo]

Alright you mother fuckers, which one of you came in my pants? I’m going to find you you coward

[Papa PAWG @gorillaleo]

Phatty in a Phord Phocus

[Papa PAWG @gorillaleo]

I’ll do ungodly things to gods chicken @ChickfilA

[Papa PAWG @gorillaleo]

They’re calling it “suck it from the back” Sunday

[Papa PAWG @gorillaleo]

I must be Matthew Broderick the way I inspect her gadget

[Papa PAWG @gorillaleo]

Do you know the Muffin Man? Who lives on Drury Lane? He has pending sexual assault charges

[Papa PAWG @gorillaleo]

@AmyErin333 2 beers