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[ambur @badbitchburrr]

@gorillaleo 6 beers

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@gorillaleo Fat fiance *

[Papa PAWG @gorillaleo]

Photo her husband sent me of her responding to me:

[ambur @badbitchburrr]

Not only do I openly “like” male thirst traps, I feel the need to share w my baby daddy. Today I showed him a video of an oilfield ship worker making a chair out of pallets

[ambur @badbitchburrr]

Pam Bondi clam dryer than one of those little fish you accidentally crunch while walking on the beach

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@gorillaleo That child better be with your big tiddie bitch because that ain’t me

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@gorillaleo Student loan payments

[ambur @badbitchburrr]

@gorillaleo I moved it to the fridge if you want to pay it

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Milwaukee is so broke they need my $35 parking ticket every week THAT BAD

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I miss the moaning plankton reels all over my algorithm

[ambur @badbitchburrr]

When people don’t let me merge in front of them, I wish I could tell them I’ve rear ended like 4 people. You and your family are safer if you just let me over

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@gorillaleo You guys Zach told me he got blocked from the seller

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@gorillaleo What goes on up there

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@H1512_

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I can’t stand raggedy bitches that use paper plates/bowls on a regular basis at home

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I hit my garbage can 6/10 times that I pull into the garage and I audibly laugh because nothing actually matters. Big fucking whoop the bumper isn’t perfect? It’s called a BUMPER because it’s meant to get BUMPED

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@gorillaleo Delete this

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@AmyErin333 Kinda want to make this my Facebook cover photo

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Post nut clarity after checking out at Outpost every fucking time why are their green peppers $10 each