Alysse

[Devin @shamonebabe]

Survivor Mount Rushmore is Parvati, Sandra, Tony, and Boston Rob.

Cirie is the Statue of Liberty #Survivor50

[Alysse @Gormalorm]

@NBCSPhilly Im guessing week 6 is the bye

[Alysse @Gormalorm]

And it's never when the Celtics have the ball just the Sixers 😐

[Spike Eskin @SpikeEskin]

What is NBC trying to prove with this ridiculous camera angle?

[Spike Eskin @SpikeEskin]

What is NBC trying to prove with this ridiculous camera angle?

[Gordon Holmes @GordonHolmes]

The biggest shocker of the night was that they didn't cut to commercial during the coin flip. #Survivor #Survivor50

[Rick Devens @Rick_Devens]

😁

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

prepare to be sick of me

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Every Gatorade commercial is an athlete. I just want 1 hungover person. That’s all I ask.

[Seth Vargas @ohsethy]

Eating a second cookie because I ate the first one absentmindedly and I didn’t appreciate it enough

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

warm sourdough bread with butter is NOT safe around me

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I be like “i need to lock in” and it’s just me moving the clothes from the washer to the dryer

[GameVerse @TheGameVerse]

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012”

me in 2012:

[Alysse @Gormalorm]

I got an iced matcha latte with banana cold foam this morning and I feel like a changed person

[NBC Olympics & Paralympics @NBCOlympics]

DO YOU BELIEVE IN (CURLING) MIRACLES?! 🤯

Team USA defeats reigning gold medalists Italy to reach their first-ever mixed doubles GOLD MEDAL GAME. #WinterOlympics

[ned! @nedsore]

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

im just rotating in bed like a gas station hot dog

[♡ @shoujochi]

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight

[Alysse @Gormalorm]

Love him sm

[The Jennifer Hudson Show @JHudShow]

THIS is Ron Funches’ moment! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

If I could personally avenge you I would.

[erica @ericanextdooor]

this snowstorm is giving me war flashbacks of quarantine