Gorrilla Jones, PhD, CPA, CFA, MD

I post nothing of relevance, I’m uninformed and not interesting

[Breadman @BTCBreadMan]

The next time you’re feeling down, remember it's all about perspective. I got a friend who reads 2-3 books a week, works out twice a day, has no financial worries, & has people who want to have sex with him all the time & yet he constantly complains about how much he hates prison

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

2nd dude got a standing ovation 😂

cc: popculturereconnect on ig

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

This dog saw herself in an ad and posed in front of it

[BrainDew @BrainDew_]

😂
You can tell their home is fun

[Balogun @balogun]

My debut World Cup… it hurts to wait 4 years to compete at the highest level our sport has to offer. I want to say sorry to our fans it was not good enough when it mattered most and we let you down

Soccer in America will only become bigger the belief, the talent, and the passion is continually growing and I know the best days are in front of us, the future belongs to those who never stop believing, this moment will fuel us. We will be back

Why not us?

For the nation. For the flag.
🇺🇸🦅
B

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

We liberated Belgium in 1944, and this is how they repay us? With an ass-whooping that will be remembered in America for hours, possibly even days, to come?

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

women only have 5 moods:

1. impregnante me and give me 7 kids immediately
2. leave me tf alone
3. i am not built for 9-5, i am built to frolick and lay naked by the sea
4. feed me a treat
5. i need a new dress

[Sidetalk @sidetalknyc]

America Turns 250

[Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️ @StooliesClub]

Shoutout to the crazy bastards that gave us this country 250 years ago!

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Happy 250th birthday America

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Joey Chestnut @joeyjaws]

Bad day to be a hot dog!! Happy 4th of July!!!

[Nate Lorenzen @anatelorenzen]

Let’s go USMNT!

Be delusional. Have unrealistic goals.

Greatness comes from those who dream!

#worldcup

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The Spanish broadcast of Malik Tillman’s free kick

MAJESTIC 🇺🇸

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸 This 56-year-old dad saw a gunman open fire at a World Cup watch party in Koreatown, so he tackled him… and got shot in the leg, severing his artery.

While he was bleeding out, LAPD Officer Helen Zhang rushed in and saved his life with a tourniquet!

Romero risked everything to stop the shooter, and Officer Zhang saved his life. True heroism is still alive.

Writer: Claudio

[Elevated Banks🥶🛜⚡️📶 @elevatedbanks]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Jasper🅿️🔫🔫 @Jasper30x]

This is soo real and all men can relate😂🤭

[Ulysses S Chant @UlyssesSChant]

If you play NECK, they will come

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

Zlatan Ibrahimović covering the World Cup for FOX has been must-see TV 😂

[Lilly Batson @Lilly_bat98]

This TED talk was fire 😂