Gary Real Jackson

Parody Account!!!Darwen CC Chairman of Cricket, 2nd Team Captain. Has scored more runs behind square than any other Northern League cricketer

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📱A Samsung mobile phone has been found at Birch Hall, please share to help us find the owner 👍

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@stuainslie @DarwenCC Those were the days. I won us two cups that year, one for me and one for my homies! #spittruth

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It's dark times like these that we always end up probing our souls #SpiritualGorro #Findyourcentre

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@DarwenCC @aldavies23 Massive game tomorrow #knowyourbody #knowyourrole #Gorroiswatching

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@NiallBurke23 Could make a handbag out of yours #allskinnopen15

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The director of cricket is still not happy about the drinking on Friday! #knowyourbody #knowyourrole #Gorroiswatching

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It's my birthday today. I'll be doing DIY in the bedroom today. Filling a few cracks in. #Holler #GdizzlesBday

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Gorro is feeling inspired by SPOTY tonight. Off to join my local netball team tomorrow. I wonder which position they will put me in . #Gorroinarrackortoundtheback

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@NiallBurke23 @AndrewCook76 @DarwenCC Shame they don't make bigger bananas for Gorro

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@NiallBurke23 @AndrewCook76 @DarwenCC If you burnt to death, I'd shag your ashes. #poon

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I attended the smash hits poll winners party in 1999. Afterwards I saw a tear up between Steps and S Club 7. All I'm saying is that H from Steps is nails! #Gorro4life #Gorrotellsall

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Sorry about the burst pipe people. My flies must have been open. #thirdlegproblems #cockdrop

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@NiallBurke23 I'll have that treatment, if you get some dance lessons. #allfingers #looksrapey

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Great day at York races, shame our Scott was dressed like a geography teacher. Just been using my York streets are a shambles joke with a few girlies. They think Gorro is a legend, and they are right. #YorvikGorro

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Just been in Lidl, showed an attractive lady two beef tomatoes and a cucumber in a rude and seductive way. Then I got to the whipped cream, she nearly combusted! Gorro's still got it #nothingwrongwithalidlflirting

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Gorro's Love tips 5 :women like to see a man who had exotic taste when eating out. Take her to an Italian restaurant and show her how you embrace the culture by ordering garlic bread, minestrone soup and spaghetti Bolognese. She probably won't realise they are all English dishes