Matt Gorry

I want a pair of pants that go to my nipples, those are the best pants

[Sad times in Hockeytown @HKYTWNSADTIMES]

I’m not scared of any cartels, come get me pussies.

My name is Chris Ilitch I live in metro Detroit and love pizza. #LGRW

[Matt Gorry @GorryMatt]

@DetroitRedWings @familyheatingmi Dumpster fire

[paige • sell the team pizza boy @moritzmarais]

good morning to everyone except chris ilitch fuck you chris ilitch

[Apple Seider @AppleSeider_]

Fuck everyone involved in the Red Wings decision making process. That means Chris Ilitch and Chris Ilitch only. You can’t be scared to spend money in an age where money is king. Catch up or sell the team. Fuck you.

[Matt Gorry @GorryMatt]

@SpursOfficial Can we get a fucking goal?

[Matt Gorry @GorryMatt]

Who did this fucking math for wambo, 10 ppl serving beer, 20 porta potties, 2 ppl selling tickets, booooooo #wambo #galadaysbetter

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

So the Predators have added Ross Colton, Jack Drury, Nils Hoglander, and Adam Edstrom this week

watch out Seattle

[Jake @313Hockey]

Yzerman is gonna acquire Elias Pettersson
He’s gonna get Jason Robertson too
The whole team is gonna be better than ever
Just you wait and see

[Matt Gorry @GorryMatt]

@DetroitRedWings @Dylanlarkin39 💔

[Matt Gorry @GorryMatt]

@Senators loser franchise, fuck ur whole organization

[Matt Gorry @GorryMatt]

@DetroitRedWings @ChickfilA Happy Birthday Micheal, i hope i never see u in a redwing jersey again!!😊

[Brindans Brün-Jöhan @McCartyDangles]

Sure, then you slap us in the face...

Your season ticket packages fucking suck,

you won't spend top dollar on players

and when everybody BEGGED you to not throw a goddamn ad on the best jersey in sports you ignored them

Fuck you

(This is not aimed at the admin at all)

[Darth Ray-der @CassellDawg17]

Sorry but I don’t think 20 year olds are fixing this loser culture

Think we’re just finito as a franchise

[OhNyquist @OhNyquist]

Blowing a third period lead to the fucking 2026 New Jersey Devils on home ice is a fitting way to end an embarrassment of a season. Playoff drought extends to 10 years. No first round pick this summer, few expiring contracts. It’s fucking bleak

[blashdril @blashdril]

I was gonna say Arizona last made it in 2012 (2020 bubble doesn’t count) but I see that Utah just clinched.

What a pathetic franchise we have become. Officially the laughing stock of the league

[Ryan Hana @RyanHanaWWP]

The Detroit Red Wings held a lead with 10 minutes to go and went on to lose the game 5 times this season.

4 of those games have happened since March 4th. #LGRW

(credit to Prashanth Iyer for digging this up)

[Jake @313Hockey]

If Compher is on this roster next season I’ll seriously doubt the way the team is constructed

[Brad Krysko WWP @BradKrysko]

I just don’t even know what to say anymore.

[Matt Gorry @GorryMatt]

@DetroitRedWings