AmericanPsycho

it’s called twitter

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day

[yanna @sheinhamoodz]

me in public regretting coming out

[Montana700 @THELASTDONN700]

Being broke should scare you more than being single.

[ً @wtffrio]

🫥

[Sr. Weed @SrWeedSmoker]

Si la marihuana es tan mala.. ¿Por qué me hace sentir así?

[fresh @fauxfresh]

couldn’t tell you nothing about this show other than i loved it

[eliz @eliza___v]

the sexual tension between me and the alternate reality i daydream about

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

My pet peeve is being promised something unprovoked and the person still doesn’t deliver like I DIDNT EVEN ASK YOU

[𝘼𝙂 @CalebAgbu59202]

@Believe_culture One lowkey symptom people don’t talk about enough is how weed can make you emotionally avoidant.
Like instead of dealing with stress, heartbreak, boredom, or anxiety… you just smoke and push everything to later.Over time you stop processing stuff fr

[🫧Æthelthryth🫧🌬 @_AmusingMyself]

@Nuryare23

[AmericanPsycho @GotMeGeekin]

@XXL Big Willie styleeeee

[AmericanPsycho @GotMeGeekin]

San Diego might’ve harder than I thought 😂😭

[ABC7 Eyewitness News @ABC7]

A 69-year-old Southern California man known for the display of American flags and "Make America Great Again" memorabilia he kept in his front yard has died, days after being attacked and beaten outside his home, authorities said.

Kerry George Sheron, whose family members said was an Army veteran and a supporter of President Donald Trump, was assaulted last week outside his Escondido residence that locals dubbed the "Trump House." https://t.co/WGaDrr9OBR

[AmericanPsycho @GotMeGeekin]

Me last night 😅😂😭

[Possible 💥 @Possible_wrld]

Them: You cannot just smoke every single time you are upset.

Me:

[Possible 💥 @Possible_wrld]

Them: You cannot just smoke every single time you are upset.

Me:

[AmericanPsycho @GotMeGeekin]

@F0ODHub Side salad with vin 🙂‍↔️

[AmericanPsycho @GotMeGeekin]

@Amy_beke I just say “mom”

[AmericanPsycho @GotMeGeekin]

@luisjgomez 3!

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

Being rude to me unprovoked really wakes up the menace buried deep inside. Like I choose to live my life on cutie patootie juice but it’s some four loko back here somewhere. Let’s be very clear

[k @yslnadi]

When you're not premenstrual, nor menstruating, nor ovulating, nor postmenstrual. The best two days of the month.