Punished Chef Thomas Salamis

31 | Big Dairy Plant | Coconut Crab Rancher | Inventor of the Hibachi Magic Wand | Everyone’s dad #himbi

[Punished Chef Thomas Salamis @GotThisSalamis]

Fact: I can drink more milk in one sitting than you could EVER hope and dream to. If you challenge me I will end your career I swear.

[rune sword @runesword1]

invoking the spirit of the highwayman

[Punished Chef Thomas Salamis @GotThisSalamis]

I think I know his family

[Punished Chef Thomas Salamis @GotThisSalamis]

You can acknowledge my love little creature

[Punished Chef Thomas Salamis @GotThisSalamis]

You can hide from my love, but it’s alright. I will wait for you until you feel safe enough.

[Punished Chef Thomas Salamis @GotThisSalamis]

@cavempty_ Reformed baby

[Punished Chef Thomas Salamis @GotThisSalamis]

@cavempty_ there's so much right with your 5x5 king

[Punished Chef Thomas Salamis @GotThisSalamis]

@boonchibaby How blessed the cardboard must feel to be stuck in the Boonchi room

[Punished Chef Thomas Salamis @GotThisSalamis]

@Kong_The_Monke It’ll be worth it if you ever do

[Punished Chef Thomas Salamis @GotThisSalamis]

@ariyousatisfied Need to start them on Atlus young

[Punished Chef Thomas Salamis @GotThisSalamis]

@soggybrocoli Boinking

[Punished Chef Thomas Salamis @GotThisSalamis]

@cavempty_ Is your gazoon tight? Bless you 🤗

[Punished Chef Thomas Salamis @GotThisSalamis]

@bugsquelcher Entirely understandable, you’re still doing the lord’s work

[Punished Chef Thomas Salamis @GotThisSalamis]

Need a PA named Pierre so I can constantly ask him “Pierre what’s my time”

[Punished Chef Thomas Salamis @GotThisSalamis]

@cavempty_ You were commanding it with your mind

[Punished Chef Thomas Salamis @GotThisSalamis]

@cavempty_ you've been holding down boston while I've been gone and now you come visit me? <3

[Queef Strokinoff @poopsoxx]

This came to me in a dream last night

[Punished Chef Thomas Salamis @GotThisSalamis]

Happiness is what you wish for the people you truly care for

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

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[Punished Chef Thomas Salamis @GotThisSalamis]

@vaudevillehook @Buck36043Buck came to say the same thing