Fantasy Paul

Retired golf addict and frequent slot machine spinner. UCLA class of '79 and former Pink Floyd groupie. Lifetime brother of ΑΓΩ. I can never cash NBA DFS!

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@TheRowdyRhymes You ugly!

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@tthompson_73 @lukesawhook Because he has no idea what he’s doing

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Atlanta has some great strip clubs, that should be your goal. I got thrown out of Magic City opening weekend and banned for life back in ‘85! Proud moment.

They told me I had no understanding of consent, but i was fucking tanked off the Absolut, give me a god damn feel or two!

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Bijan Robinson following his new deal with the Falcons, via @marcraimondi:

"To get the (RB) position back to where it should be is one of my goals."

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We cashing this year? BITCH

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@JLew1050 Deflecting the blame!

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Fuck you Luke Sawhook

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Me and the fellas are gonna take 200mg each and hit up Texas Roadhouse, gonna give the servers hell! Bring me more bread now, Paul need bread!

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@TommygWinsAgain Ya motha

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Deborah’s such a damn bitch! She took away my animal crackers, grimy old twat

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Where’s Luke SAWHOOK

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Fuck the NBA, I wanna see Kelsey Plum!

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I’ve spent half my retirement fund on Chili’s mozzarella sticks!

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I snuck out of the retirement home and am currently drunk as fuck in a red lobster! Fucking some cheddar biscuits up

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Stop lecturing me about my medication and feed me my damn spaghettios Deborah

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Fantasy Paul 🤝 Justin Tucker

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Deborah!!!!!! My undies need a changing

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@KarriKuzma I heard your single 👀👀 I’d love to help mold Kyle into a man and off of that pink shirt bull shit!

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Who the fuck is Dontinklewinks Wicks! This guy keeps stealing all my fucking money!!!!

No Applebees all week I’m eating that dried up fish that Deborah’s dumb ass microwaves for me.

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@erichadley79 @TommygWinsAgain https://t.co/OCVDxsv40j

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@TommygWinsAgain Where’s the conspiracy thread you promised us. You’re washed!