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exploiting @uw4mi for followers

[megabitch @GothJugs]

I have an incredible urge to bang mark zuckerburg. he looks so cute and shy. I would be slow and gentle. It would be explorative.

[megabitch @GothJugs]

you know what? i’d be mad if i was charlie kirk too: white, straight, married, family, christian - you’re a conservative poster boy, and you’re STILL being outdone by your black female coworker! i’d want all women back in the kitchen too!

[megabitch @GothJugs]

i didn’t know bill hader was autistic

[Rob Wood @MediawatchNw]

This is my 31 autistic son Kelsey. He’s kinder than any republican. He works every day. Pays taxes. Spends hours a day learning. Helps others. And is way smarter than RFK will ever be.

[megabitch @GothJugs]

@Rjh_662005 top 20% of time played bottom 95% of players top 1% worst league ratio ever

[megabitch @GothJugs]

vote for harris for free healthcare because my hand is cramping after voting 19 times today

[megabitch @GothJugs]

@Rjh_662005 ya

[megabitch @GothJugs]

@Rjh_662005 you literally liked it

[megabitch @GothJugs]

@Rjh_662005 me when i’m me whenning

[megabitch @GothJugs]

“From Coconut Dreams to President Schemes.”

[megabitch @GothJugs]

need him to vacuum suck the phlegm out of my throat and gargle it

[megabitch @GothJugs]

if you believe in corporal punishment, corporal punishment should be done unto you. violate the HOA by playing music too loud past 8PM? flogged in the town square.

[megabitch @GothJugs]

chastity cage is the new knights armour

[megabitch @GothJugs]

ban all letterboxd users from the words ‘trite’ and ‘derivative’ IMMEDIATELY

[megabitch @GothJugs]

@sdcmiegrilagrl nah i gave my cat all of them at once and she only got addicted to fentanyl

[megabitch @GothJugs]

they are having consent discourse in the shifting realm.

[megabitch @GothJugs]

if stephen hawking found out that 40 y/o woman were using multiverse theory to ‘reality shift’ and make out with call of duty characters i think he would’ve programmed the self destruct button on his wheelchair

[megabitch @GothJugs]

you are who you surround yourself with

[megabitch @GothJugs]

looking into a restraining order

[megabitch @GothJugs]

good morning sharks, i am asking for $20 to ban circumcision and then provide everyone with a photo of my circumcised penis. in this way, i will effectively create a drought of the last golden age genital and manufacture high demand. in exchange you will receive 10% equity-

[megabitch @GothJugs]

7 margaritas and driving around

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Pick 1 from each category

[megabitch @GothJugs]

@Rjh_662005 kys