Mitchell Mayo

[Mitchell Mayo @GothamCondiment]

“So long, suckers! Parting is such sweet-and-sour sorrow.”

#DCRP #Batman  #DMtoPlot

WT: #WriterInTheBelfry

[Mitchell Mayo @GothamCondiment]

“The cocktail weinies were to die for!”

[Mitchell Mayo @GothamCondiment]

@MsMythicWonder “Oooh! How does one get picked to judge the Amusement Mile 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Contest?”

[Mitchell Mayo @GothamCondiment]

@MsGothamKitKat @GothamClayActor @GothamConundrum @GothamDuality Almost. Almost.” Each repeated word sounding as if it he squawked it. “Are any of you content with that?”

[Mitchell Mayo @GothamCondiment]

@MsGothamKitKat @GothamClayActor @GothamConundrum @GothamDuality dozens of times. He has his brood, his colony of pups that has grown up and stand ready to continue his obsession. And yet, we have what? Nothing. Nothing beyond those handful of times we almost had him. Almost pulled the perfect heist. Almost. 🧂

[Mitchell Mayo @GothamCondiment]

“Did someone get caught with their hand in the canary jar?”

[Mitchell Mayo @GothamCondiment]

@MsGothamKitKat @GothamConundrum @GothamDuality @GothamClayActor Penguin’s New Menu.” He’d pick up his napkin, giving it a gentle flick before placing it in his lap. “Don’t tell me you haven’t all thought it.”

[Mitchell Mayo @GothamCondiment]

@MsGothamKitKat @GothamConundrum @GothamDuality @GothamClayActor himself into his seat, reaching up to straighten the salad fork where it lay on the table. “The food at the Lounge these last few years has been quite atrocious but no one is brave enough to say anything to Oswald.” He’d chuckle, a thought occurring to him. “The Emperor 🍔

[Mitchell Mayo @GothamCondiment]

@MsGothamKitKat @GothamConundrum @GothamDuality @GothamClayActor He’d smile as he’d slip Croc’s placard into his pocket. He’d expected a touch of resistance from Oswald, but not Cat. He’d nod at Hugo Strange, thanking him for the respect of elevating him to the level of the Cat. “Ms. Kyle, you’re acting as if I’ve somehow curdled your cream.”

[Mitchell Mayo @GothamCondiment]

“And what exactly is wrong with tuna tartare served atop fried wonton? With or without the miso aioli?”

[Selina. @MsGothamKitKat]

@GothamCondiment @GothamConundrum @GothamDuality @GothamClayActor >> invite to a dinner party, most of all one of Oswald’s. It had to be a mistake, this was not an evening of cocktail wieners in grape jelly and mustard, or tuna tartare horrifically served in fried wonton cones with miso aioli. It was the elite of Gotham crime and fine >>

[Mitchell Mayo @GothamCondiment]

@GothamCowledBat 🍔: So he became Backman? 😂😂

[Mitchell Mayo @GothamCondiment]

@MsGothamKitKat @GothamConundrum @GothamDuality @GothamClayActor before him, he’d made the best $27.99 plus tip investment of his life. “Well, well, well. Isn’t this like an all-star episode of Celebrity Chef!” He’d make his way to the table, eyeing the placards.

[Mitchell Mayo @GothamCondiment]

@MsGothamKitKat @GothamConundrum @GothamDuality @GothamClayActor Rising Sun Casino had an all you can eat buffet featuring prime rib and roast pork and, knowing Penguin and his frugality, the portions at this little soirée were likely to be amuse-bouchée sized. He’d even offered to pay for the buffet. Seeing the array 🍔