Rohit Jain

Pre-Midlife existential.

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**Smalltown Luhar and uska ameer bada bhai**
Bada bhai: Aaj mere paas building hai, property hai, bank balance hai, bangla hai, gaadi hai and I am inevitable..kya hai kya hai tumhare pass?"
Chhota bhai: Mere paas maa hai and I am IronMan.

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For a problem of gaps X caused by Y factor , affirmative action Z is devised. Y is steched over a time. Now the reason for X is Z.

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Marwari is the most/only pleasing Rajasthani dialect to listen to. #IMO #WYT

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Your name,
Closed eyes,
Endless love.
🗿

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Where have photo memes gone? Has the video monopoly become that big?

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मक्कार और मक्कारी दोनो से घृणा करो।

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@OlaElectric Already been doing for getting the plate. But no satisfactory response was given even once. Might have raised more than 10 tickets for same issue. @bhash

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Is this a standard protocol ? Please bills us extra for rivets too? But don't cause this repetitive nuisance to us.
@bhash @OlaElectric

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Q- Do you actually want it? or you want other people to see that you have it?
#Materialism

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How to master the skill required to differentiate between I and L in captcha?

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I get extra emotional on accident videos, naturally willing to comment kiski galti thi.

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@NetflixIndia @cinemasins say what ?

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New gimmick of fancyland : Glamping !

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Is it vougue of phonk?

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Gotta admit, Instagram ads has given me really cool recommendations of some awesome sites of good stuff.

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Sab #boycott kar do.
🤦‍♂️

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There is hardly anyone talks about class, drives etc. Times have changed.
#cricket

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Where is the peace in life the way it is in retro Bollywood songs?

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Social media was good for me until videos started taking over text and images.

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This is pure Maiyaji ki kripa! 🙏

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I am not a cake person, so don't make me one by letting me blow the F candles.