The Batman

Father, Martial Artist, Crime Fighter

[The Batman @GothamsDarkest]

I keep that comm-link online at all times. So I can talk to my friends in the Justice League.

[The Batman @GothamsDarkest]

Never letting @nocapenopr0blem cook ever again.

[The Batman @GothamsDarkest]

@nocapenopr0blem @realstephbrownn Nightwing. Brother Eye is back online and has informed me you are… “Doomscrolling” on your phone again. Turn it off. There is work to be done.

[The Batman @GothamsDarkest]

@Elektchios @grok Brother Eye is down for maintenance. I had to make some adjustments.

[The Batman @GothamsDarkest]

Hey @grok, out of the people I follow/have interacted with, who would be the best to help me fight crime in Gotham?

[The Batman @GothamsDarkest]

@grok Who? I have never heard of Mr. Grayson. Nightwing is a valuable teammate whom I’ve worked with before.

[The Batman @GothamsDarkest]

Lost a legend. Had a lot of his music blasting in the Batmobile while on the way to take out the Riddler and his followers.

[The Batman @GothamsDarkest]

@TDPsLane He’s a very hard man to reach from what I hear.

[Lois Lane 🗞️ @TDPsLane]

You heard the man. 🦇

[The Batman @GothamsDarkest]

@TDPsLane …. just one.

[The Batman @GothamsDarkest]

@nicehairguy Absolutely ridiculous. I don’t wear skirts or dresses.

[The Batman @GothamsDarkest]

@nofearattorney @BillionDlrBruce He’s not as big of a name as The Batman. I mean… I’m THE Batman.

[The Batman @GothamsDarkest]

@BillionDlrBruce Don’t worry, Bruce. They say these things because they’re jealous of you, and all the wealth you’ve acquired despite the funds you’ve inherited. You’re a good man, and I strive to be like you each day.

[The Batman @GothamsDarkest]

Gotham needs people like me. People that try to make a difference. I’ve been fighting for years and I’m nowhere near finished.