Alfred Pennyworth

I Wish I Could Be Of More Use, Sir, But I Don’t Watch Television. I Prefer My Fireplace

[Alfred Pennyworth @Gothamsbutler]

It takes a different hero to help without a mask

Alfred Pennyworth

[Alfred Pennyworth @Gothamsbutler]

If you continue down this line you'll be nothing left

[Alfred Pennyworth @Gothamsbutler]

What's the point of doing all those bloody push-ups if you can't even lift this debris off you

[Alfred Pennyworth @Gothamsbutler]

https://t.co/9Da4MzvZ1U

There's a discord server going on if anyone wants to join in. Just give this tweet a ❤️

[Alfred Pennyworth @Gothamsbutler]

@MANOFVEGANCE He gives a nod in response.

"You're welcome. Oh, and I did take the liberty of stitching up your suit for you."

[Alfred Pennyworth @Gothamsbutler]

@MANOFVEGANCE "With all that you do for this city Master Bruce, I'm sure they would be proud to know their son has grown up to be this cities guardian angel

[Alfred Pennyworth @Gothamsbutler]

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[𝚂𝙴𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙰 𝙺𝚈𝙻𝙴 @RavishingKitty]

Fuck it... I'm stealing I mean buying a panther...

[Alfred Pennyworth @Gothamsbutler]

I'll get us some soda to have

[Alfred Pennyworth @Gothamsbutler]

I'm sure he did Miss Kyle. I'll have a talk with him later about it

[── .✦ 𝒞𝒜𝒯 @QueenOfPlunder]

A chiropractic friend was teaching me, you can go ask Bruce. He said it felt oddly nice.

[Alfred Pennyworth @Gothamsbutler]

HE'S YOU'RE SON !

[— 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣 𝘽𝙖𝙩.ᐟ ( PARODY ) @PlayboyCrusader]

WHY!?!?

[Alfred Pennyworth @Gothamsbutler]

How exactly were you helping him Miss Kyle?

[── .✦ 𝒞𝒜𝒯 @QueenOfPlunder]

I was actually helping him.

[Alfred Pennyworth @Gothamsbutler]

Sighs " forgive me" points @PlayboyCrusader

[Alfred Pennyworth @Gothamsbutler]

....

[𝐁 𝐑 𝐔 𝐂 𝐄 @habetfidem]

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this never happened actually, tim just needs sleep

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[Alfred Pennyworth @Gothamsbutler]

"I will do no such thing."

He looks at the kid before him and shakes his head

[𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐘 𝐁𝐎𝐘 ! @WH0SLGH1NGNOW]

“ dunno, join in! “

passing the butler a crowbar.

[Alfred Pennyworth @Gothamsbutler]

Why is everyone jumping batman tonight?

[HEY BOY, ‍ DON’T RUN .ᐟ @stoletire]

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batman says to shut the fuck up. he told me to say it.
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[Alfred Pennyworth @Gothamsbutler]

Your father needs to learn that not all his children follow the rules.

[Alfred Pennyworth @Gothamsbutler]

Master Bruce, I would like to inform you that one of your kids has decided to shall we say skip bedtime

[Alfred Pennyworth @Gothamsbutler]

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[Dick Grayson ; Nightwing @circspectacol]

perched on a rooftop after sneaking out

[Alfred Pennyworth @Gothamsbutler]

Mostly names of companies and people who have connections to what you're looking for, Miss Lance