sS🕷

touring nat’l & intern’l stage manager

[trash jones @jzux]

“i’m having second thoughts” ok don’t be greedy some of us haven’t even had firsts yet

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

give em the ol razzle dazzle

[juggs @mentallybexed]

imagine having beef with me. i’m just a sweetie. a precious baby angel. you’re gonna have beef with a precious baby angel? for shame.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i work so hard!!!! because i’m bad at what i do so it takes longer!!!!!!

[Mike Liebenson @spongemike123]

My friends and I only talk shit about people who deserve it. We aren’t gossips, we’re vigilantes.

[sad oat @sad_oat]

…you telling me this weekly meeting is bi?

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

im just minding my own damn ass business

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

i don’t like having dinner i like having 900 calories of a chips or crackers at midnight

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

we are the daughters of the bajas you couldn’t blast

[Matcha Man Randy Savage @culchiephobic]

The haters don’t want you to be snug as a bug in a rug

[Crumbl @crumbl]

Our favorite thing about eating cookies is that it feels like eating cookies

[Ian Lauer Astro @ianlauerastro]

HUBBLE vs JWST: Here's the difference. Welcome to a new era of astronomy.

[sS🕷 @GothfromDP]

“These hands have been certified by the american disability association as inclusive for all” -my mf bsf, @RavynMeador

[Stoned Adulterer @ElaDarling]

So glad to live in a nation with gun care and health control.

[lezboy @mygenderisblack]

I didn’t even mention how neighbors will snitch on you, abortion vigilante groups are gonna be formed, folks will vandalize planned parenthood buildings and probably even attack people who work there

[J(enna) Wortham @jennydeluxe]

intellectually knowing that something is coming does not prepare you for the devastation in the body when it hits

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

"Leave it up to the states" was also the pro-slavery argument in the 1800s.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

The same SCOTUS that said yesterday that states don’t have the ability to regulate guns today gave states the power to regulate women’s bodies.

[CimónAlisa🕯 @thecimonalisa]

Women trying to withhold sex to avoid pregnancy will just be met with more violence and thats a scary thought.