Your Forever Dog

Helping dogs to try & save them all! Rescued is our fav breed. Dogs available for adoption- Except Zoey & Hank. They're mine, u can't have them

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

After this post we will not be tweeting today, aside from augmenting and boosting posts about Truth and Reconciliation.
Canada has a dark past. Kids, under government order, were taken from Indigenous families and forced into residential schools. (1/2)

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

Siri show me how I feel about going to work

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

I DONT KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS BUT IF I MET YOU WE WOULD BE BEST FRIENDS

[@hayesbrown.bsky.social @HayesBrown]

my cousin’s friend took the vaccine and two weeks later BOOM! he got bitten by a møøse. do your research.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Siri. She heard you’re not supposed to go chasing waterfalls. Went anyway and it was lovely. Not sure why they say that. 13/10

[Mrs Whathefucksit @annasaurus_hex]

IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD WARNED HIM AND HE'D DONE SOMETHING ABOUT IT

[Your Forever Dog @GottaSaveEmAll]

@dogfather Congrats Barb! Doggos are very proud of you!

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

Our go fund me this week is for Ziggy.
Ziggy is a little berner pup who had a catastrophic interaction with a dog under the fence through which he lost one of his legs.
It’s close to our hearts as Ziggy is a Berner.
https://t.co/6QS1HJIGCo

[I’ve Pet That Dog @IvePetThatDog]

I pet Copper. When he was 1st adopted he was scared of the floor. They put rugs down to help. Copper loves being outside. He likes treeing the groundhogs or barking at geese. He also steals bananas. He bites off the tip, holds it with his paw, and squeezes it out like toothpaste.

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

Teaching kids in:
Elementary School- herding mostly cute cats
High School- sleepy grumps
Middle School - WWE- OH HES GOT A CHAIR WHERE DID HE GET A CHAIR FROM SHES ON A LADDER SHES ON THE LADDER OH MY GOOD GRAVY I HAVE NEVER WITNESSED THIS MAYHEM BEFORE

[Juss Me @JussMemez]

My dog after eating my philosophy book

[Kyle Hill @Sci_Phile]

.@Twitter now lets you report COVID misinformation. Use what power you do have to help stomp out these miserable fires.

[Bunsen, Beaker, Bernoulli & Brix @bunsenbernerbmd]

Beaker struggled with recall.
Did the humans give up teaching her? No.
Did the humans say - OMG that other dog has EVEN worse recall so why bother? No.
A critical report means do something to improve.
Not give up on a hard task or whataboutism.
#ClimateReport #ClimateAction

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

Normalize missing work because your dog looked too sad for you to leave the house

[Kerry Jackson @RFHKerry]

Thread. And he is dead.

[Theo-sophy @notquiteold]

When someone has something
that would make you happy,
and you wish you had it too,
That’s just Envy.
But when you wish the other guy
didn’t have that good thing,
that’s Resentment.
It’s like wishing the other guy wasn’t happy.
That’s not you.
Let it go.

[matt @dogfather]

if even more people retweet THIS tweet, zack has to at least consider the dogs in his local shelter first

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Homer. He wears socks outside. Doesn’t care what you think about that. 12/10 we respect it

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Maisie. She isn't going anywhere until you smile back at her. Might even stay a bit after that. 13/10 thank you Maisie