Banjordan-Kazooie

An immortal body with no purpose - he/him/his 🎨 - @anuanew

[Banjordan-Kazooie @GougeJordan]

Enhance

[Banjordan-Kazooie @GougeJordan]

#Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch

[Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall]

lindsay lohan furry nft

[Banjordan-Kazooie @GougeJordan]

Never tweet here any more but just signed in to say the words Lindsay Lohan furry nft

Okay bye!

[Banjordan-Kazooie @GougeJordan]

@krystasaurus I didn’t know it was until it got long! It was wild to find out.

[Banjordan-Kazooie @GougeJordan]

It’s time.

It’s haircut day, baybeeeeee

[Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall]

sitting here in my bandit mask, literally shaking

[Banjordan-Kazooie @GougeJordan]

The neat thing is how it’s been perpetually cloudy AND like 90 for over a week. So, the bad part of summer without the one (admittedly huge) benefit: charging my brain battery and making myself extremely strong with the power of our yellow sun like Clark Kent The Super Man.

[Banjordan-Kazooie @GougeJordan]

I need the sun to come out, please. It is July, I’m not supposed to feel this shitty until January. Please, weather, help me.

[Jeremy @jeremylevick]

Hey twitter. before you get mad at Richard Branson (never any nuance on this hell site) remember he was traveling because he was visiting his sick mother who actually lives in space

[Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall]

i'm attacking space
look out space

[Banjordan-Kazooie @GougeJordan]

Good morning

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

HI GAY. @megstalter @katya_zamo

[JP @jpbrammer]

The Torment of Saint Anthony by Michelangelo but for some reason in the art style of a subway ad for a startup that's trying to disrupt the mattress industry

[Banjordan-Kazooie @GougeJordan]

this is why i feel like shit when i take vacation. i take one week and get almost 600 emails...

[Banjordan-Kazooie @GougeJordan]

hahahaha been off work for 10 days and I’m having a ROUGH afternoon dreading the return hahahaha

[Banjordan-Kazooie @GougeJordan]

It is 1:39am. There is a bird outside our window who thinks that it is time to screm. It is NOT time to screm.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

bandwagon fans are the truest fans because they made an informed decision to follow their team. in contrast, i became a chiefs fan as a little kid and just sat there like a sack of potatoes for decades until they got good. fans like me are undiscerning, lazy, and ultimately fake