David Goushaw

[penny @xXMeatGodXx]

are you wiping what im shitting?

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Nigga called the radio station for love advice that nigga T Pain said “I got jus what ya need brand new Chris brown n t pain” 🤣🤣🤣

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Tom Brady launches “Good Nut” — an organic coconut water drink.

[. @playboicurrryy]

cashier: cash or card

me: card

cashier: ok

[Teng Truther @tengtruther]

Does anyone else just have this deep hatred in their soul for Elliot Cadeau

[david @dpottzzz]

i never said michigan wasn’t an excellent team. i simply said they’re evil and deserve nothing. different criticism

[𝒟 @DetSparty_]

Yeah you may have a national championship but do you have the power of friendship like Michigan State does?

[FitzManMSU @FitzManMSU]

Gave them a 20 point head start and lost by 4

[lil yitty big city @Spitflyer]

cooking with thyme

[bbg (ybbg don) (nba champion) @BigBlueGoonie]

I can’t wait to refer to sheduer as a pro bowl QB in bad faith from now on this is awesome

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Bubble guts woke me up out my sleep...I had to check my sheets for any slippage lol

[Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24]

BREAKING: #Bears GM Ryan Poles allegedly that his 2025-26 NFL season went for what he is and said to do.

He is the first NFL GM the head coach win with a game in the Bears of first playoffs in Chicago.

Great news for the 3-time 8-time has been NFL so many times 🔥

[TUPACABRA @tupacabra]

Marco Rubio looking at Venezuela.

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

All slopes are slippery when you're the Soap Man

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I haven't exaggerated in like a million years.

[Zay @THEL0VESPACE]

Signing a kicker in week 17 while 3-12

[Footballguys Fantasy Football @Footballguys]

So Bill Croskey-Merritt was a league winner this whole time????

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

why does it fit perfectly