Gavin Newsomish

Parody Governor of California

[Gavin Newsomish @GovGavThoughts]

@sfchronicle Damn straight, ticker tape parade if we still did that kind of thing. She is golden.

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@Mr_Derivatives Maybe I should get out ahead of this…

I would like to apologize to my loved ones for not being important enough to be in the Epstein files.

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Anything happening tonight? No? Well, I guess I’ll just go to bed early if nothing big is happening. @POTUS

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@HuffPost Way to make it all about yourself JLC. God bless celebrities are the worst. Unless they support @GovGavThoughts

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@ForTheWin I think @JimmysSeafood said it best.

Go Fuck Yourself

Enough with the politics, if (when) I am in the White House I want every gold medal winner to stop by and say hi, just like they should now, and for the next pres, and for the next pres. sheesh.

[Gavin Newsomish @GovGavThoughts]

@ForTheWin I think @JimmysSeafood said it best.

Go Fuck Yourself

Enough with the politics, if (when) I am in the White House I want every gold medal winner to stop by and say hi, just like they should now, and for the next pres, and for the next pres. sheesh.

[Gavin Newsomish @GovGavThoughts]

@sacbee_news

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@america Be cool man, just look at my slick hair and know everything will be alright, enough with the fact checking you narc.

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@DineshDSouza Quit hating Dinesh you don’t know how hard it is for a guy like me to keep it real.

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@WSJ I guess the longevity guy didn’t last long.

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@JoJoFromJerz

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@HuffPost Just wait until these Euros read about their draw for the World Cup in Puerta Vallarta.

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@Forbes Some guys just can’t catch a break.

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@Daniell39173501 @GovPressOffice Fake news

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@GovPressOffice Yo, make sure you run these things by me, but ya sure let’s effing go

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I can’t believe she will “have” to be on my short list for VP choices. This clip makes me wonder if @KamalaHarris would like a second go around as the VP I mean, at least she can…uh…never mind, I’ll keep looking. @AOC @CAgovernor

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Who gave the better answer to a foreign policy question: AOC or Miss South Carolina? Listen and decide:

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28-year-old Negin Ghadimi from Shahsavar was murdered a few days ago by the Islamic regime in Iran while out on the streets protesting for a free Iran.

Rest in Peace Negin

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@GovPressOffice

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@RickSteves my friend you have inspired my travel dreams and been my guide through Europe.

I can’t tell you how sad I am that your Italy and Paris shows in Season 13 were just highlights from previous years. Please get back out there and make great content or pass the buck.

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Iranian security forces clash with protesters at Tehran’s grand bazaar | Iran | The Guardian https://t.co/UO84sPrJls