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In this world you’re either peepee whackin or weewee packin

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Gothmogging the uruk-cels

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A drag queen called Gia R. Dia

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*sees cop shooting radar*

“Ha! Ever heard of notching, dumbass?”

*I jerk my wheel at a 90 degree angle and crash into the median killing myself instantly*

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Punk band name: Grant’s treasure trail

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My girlfriend saying “ go white boy go white boy go” as she dances around spraying sunscreen on me

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Grapes of the other 6 deadly sins

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No crustable formed against me shall prosper

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Kids just getting into music either got super into queen or the beatles and only one of those groups grows up to be obnoxious

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Bitches be sayin “why are men so afraid of commitment” but run for the hills as soon as they see me bust out a board game with more rules than “match the colors or play the card that says dicks on it”

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I be saying shit like “what I’m about to do has not been approved by the Vatican” then I just heat up tortilla chips in the air fryer

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Live, Laugh, Liu

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Percs of being a wallflower

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Do you think castle doctrine started because some dude was losing a chess match and swapped his king with his rook and his opponent had no choice but to let it slide because he was in his house and he had a gun?

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2026 will be the year of the caterpillar

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This tweet makes me feel like I was cursed with apollos gift of prophecy

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My vibe for 2025

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my honest reaction to this information:

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It’s important to perform aftercare with your friends after drinking. You have to come back to my apartment and watch YouTube videos with me. It’s the rules.

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I’m out here making fucking moves that make worms turn.

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I have the brains of a donkey, the soul of a cockroach, the ribcage of a large cat and the heart of a lesbian.