Governor Cocks

Parody Account. not Utah's Governor. Male poultry enthusiast. Ranching one very small rooster behind a $260,000 tax funded fence. I love pronouns and Calliou.

[Governor Cocks @GovSpencerCocks]

Well guys. I'm excited to finally embrace my lifelong dream of becoming a rooster rancher. I've only got one bird. He's a small Serama that I named "lil Spencer", just like me. Wish me luck with my foray in to chicken farming. Small cocks, big dreams.

[Governor Cocks @GovSpencerCocks]

I can't believe how many people fell for this and think it's great.

[Governor Cocks @GovSpencerCocks]

@Patleish32 No, I'm Whitehouse bound, he's a doofus.

[Governor Cocks @GovSpencerCocks]

@hushimdreamin I'll hear you complain online, and I'll whisper "No."

[Governor Cocks @GovSpencerCocks]

@NateForUtah Thanks for speaking out against Trans Violence, Nate

https://t.co/D8DKZHMny5

[Governor Cocks @GovSpencerCocks]

This should totally represent Utah in Congress.

[Code E 🐝 🇺🇸 @American686]

Transvestite visibility @NateForUtah

[Governor Cocks @GovSpencerCocks]

@rileybeesley @jasoninthehouse Is jasoninthemansion Japanese for quiter?

[Governor Cocks @GovSpencerCocks]

@Eternal_Saints_ I wrote a book. Remove me from this list immediately!

[Governor Cocks @GovSpencerCocks]

Their Dignity Index Score is through the roof!

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Speakers at the Democratic Party conference in Canada argue over their “gender equity cards” which allows them to skip the line to speak

This is real

[Governor Cocks @GovSpencerCocks]

One down, three to go. Way to be, Blake.

[Dr Manhattva @Manhattva]

Blake Moore has done more damage to the Republican Party,

Than every Democrat that has ever held office in Utah.

[Governor Cocks @GovSpencerCocks]

There hasn't been a gang shooting in Salt Lake City for almost 9 hours. You're welcome, Utah.

[Governor Cocks @GovSpencerCocks]

@jason1Patterson @AmyMek Beating women, eating with your fingers, sex with goats, it's all upside no downside.

[Governor Cocks @GovSpencerCocks]

@DonnaAr86552294 Islam is the future toots.

[Governor Cocks @GovSpencerCocks]

@AntiWokeMemes Palpatine's imperial guards were useless.

[Governor Cocks @GovSpencerCocks]

Is it too late to add this to the Salt Lake Olympics?

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

So is this what Tim Walz meant when he said he coached football?

[Governor Cocks @GovSpencerCocks]

Utah has a thriving cattle industry, now that @slcmayor has opened the door to cutting off water based on political views you MAGA turds will have to shower this way too. #DisagreeBetter bitches!

[Dr. Jebra Faushay @JebraFaushay]

When you’re fighting with someone in the comment section, this is who you’re arguing with.

[Governor Cocks @GovSpencerCocks]

No matter how you spell it out to them, they will still press the button next to the R. Face it astro boy, freedom is a thing of the past.

[Big Rock Insights @BigRockInsights]

UTAH'S BROKEN ELECTIONS: Utah's election system doesn't just allow candidates to purchase access to primary ballots...

It also allows candidates to win elections even if they lost a majority of votes.

In 2020, Spencer Cox won the GOP governor's primary with just 36.1% support. Blake Moore won the CD1 primary with just 31%

In 2023, Celeste Maloy won the CD2 special election primary with 38.8%. In 2024, John Curtis won the senate primary with 48.7%

Our system is too easy to manipulate. Power and attention-hungry candidates pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to gather signatures to qualify for Republican ballots, then get elected with 1/3 of the vote.

[Governor Cocks @GovSpencerCocks]

Definitely a fresh perspective

[Governor Cocks @GovSpencerCocks]

@rileybeesley @BrighamTomco @Deseret @cami_mondeaux SB54 Forever baby hahahahaha

[Governor Cocks @GovSpencerCocks]

There goes your last hope of repealing SB54 you right wing extremist steak hating a-holes.

[Brigham Tomco @BrighamTomco]

BREAKING: Phil Lyman announces he will run for Congress in Utah's new 3rd District which covers all of eastern & southern Utah. @Deseret News 1st reports Rep. Celeste Maloy plans to run in the district as an incumbent. @cami_mondeaux https://t.co/0bsP8yQA0i

[Governor Cocks @GovSpencerCocks]

The Gluten-Free Mole Amarillo with golden raisins is totally worth all the illegal alien DUI's, rapes, and violent assaults. You're welcome Utah.

[Greg Mortensen @Morty13]

Best Mexican food in Utah.