Zimbabwean Government 🇿🇼

$320/month is a competitive salary. Elections are toxic. Batons are for dialogue. Welcome to the Second Republic. 🇿🇼 #ZimParody

[Zimbabwean Government 🇿🇼 @GovernmentZW]

@freemanchari 65 centres in 4 days for 16 million people. Some of you may have to travel 100km. Some of you may not make it. Some of you will arrive and find the submission forms already completed. This is what we call 'democracy with limited seating.' 🇿🇼

[Zimbabwean Government 🇿🇼 @GovernmentZW]

@NNyashaYessur On behalf of the govenrment, we would like to sincerely thank Zimbabweans for never uniting. Your divisions are our greatest natural resource. More valuable than lithium🇿🇼

[Zimbabwean Government 🇿🇼 @GovernmentZW]

@daddyhope We would like to deny that we are distributing bicycles to secure support. The bicycles are for exercise. Zimbabwe is a health-conscious nation. The fact that they arrive with a ZANU-PF flag and a voting guide is purely coincidental🇿🇼

[Zimbabwean Government 🇿🇼 @GovernmentZW]

@nelsonchamisa We appreciate your enthusiasm Mr Chamisa but Zimbabwe already said yes. We filled out the forms on their behalf. Saves time🇿🇼

[Zimbabwean Government 🇿🇼 @GovernmentZW]

@CrimeWatchZW We are pleased to confirm that democracy in Mhondoro Mubaira was successfully delivered in plastic bags. Turnout was excellent. The goods had nothing to do with it 🇿🇼

[Zimbabwean Government 🇿🇼 @GovernmentZW]

🇿🇼 OFFICIAL STATEMENT:

We are pleased to announce that President Mnangagwa has graciously agreed to stay in power until 2030.

Elections are expensive anyway. Think of the savings.