Governor Ja'Crispy

Best Governor of Texas. 🐶
No butt left unsniffed. 🍑🐕
Instagram: @GovernorTheDog
Fav Color: Gray🤖
Second Chance Pets Alumni 🏅
#GovTheDog #GovernorTheDog

[Governor Ja'Crispy @GovernorTheDog]

I'm a wolf in the sheets, best friend in the streets kinda dog.

#GovernorTheDog #GovTheDog #WolfInTheSheets #BestFriendInTheStreets #doggo #dogs #doggos #GetLikeMe #SoFresh

[Governor Ja'Crispy @GovernorTheDog]

PSA!!!

[Governor Ja'Crispy @GovernorTheDog]

@unicornTears069 Bitch, dont leave then...

[Rachel Barry @rachel_a_barry]

This video of a fawn playing in a puddle, captured by @unicornTears069 is making me happy today.

[Governor Ja'Crispy @GovernorTheDog]

Same bitch. So stop putting them on me!

[Governor Ja'Crispy @GovernorTheDog]

Bitch better not be talking about me...

[Governor Ja'Crispy @GovernorTheDog]

Barely...

[Governor Ja'Crispy @GovernorTheDog]

@JcRaiderman @Stabby__Mcgee @unicornTears069 Wow how you gonna block them both after you started all this?? Lolololol

[Nicknack Pattywhack @Stabby__Mcgee]

Sometimes I forget how millenial we really are until we're sitting at the coffee table in our apartment about to have avocado toast and mimosas for brunch next to my wife's crystal grid while our Instagram famous dog (@GovernorTheDog) eats his poached eggs in the background 😂😂

[Governor Ja'Crispy @GovernorTheDog]

@Stabby__Mcgee Ya welcs bitch

[Governor Ja'Crispy @GovernorTheDog]

#GotYaBitch

[Governor Ja'Crispy @GovernorTheDog]

@unicornTears069 Also, saw no pets...

[Governor Ja'Crispy @GovernorTheDog]

I didn't choose the stank ass head life. The stank ass head life chose me.

[Governor Ja'Crispy @GovernorTheDog]

@Stabby__Mcgee 2 shitbowls to drink out of? That's more than I have in this hell hole you keep me locked up in...

[Governor Ja'Crispy @GovernorTheDog]

Why did you leave it out if you didn't want it ripped up??

[Erin Sullivan @sullivem]

millennials don’t own homes because this quiznos commercial put a hex on us as children