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Professional cartographer, scholar, dancer, skydiver, comet-rider, shark-tamer, hat-maker, wearer of many fine jewels, and teller of at least eight lies.

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@hayasaka_aryan I'm sure a more realistic looking woman scares you since you're not allowed to be within 50ft of them, but you also can't fuck a cartoon, as much as I know you want to. You'll just have to continue spending your days jerking yourself inside out to screenshots of Master Chief.

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@jondelarroz They've put a handful of important characters from Wolverine's story in the game. Jean Grey is one of them.

If you're THAT terrified of seeing a woman, and much prefer staring at muscular men, then I'd say the problem is more some unresolved personal issues than "wokeism".

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@syclone369 @gromnak @Grummz These women worked on God Of War: Ragnarok. There appears to be just over 45 of them. That's about 11% of the roughly 400-person team that worked on that game.

You are angry about nothing, because you are functionally braindead.

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@Balages1 @gromnak @Grummz You could've just saved us all some time and said "I'm clinically braindead, and the fact that I'm not permanently housed in a padded cell is my mother's second greatest failure. Her greatest failure was neglecting to fall down the stairs during pregnancy".

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@haymes_joshua That's a hell of a pedo moustache to have whilst talking about this sort of thing.

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@Fullplate556 @_therewasrain No, you're using a bad faith example to make an irrelevant point. If Lara Croft did have a husband who was a recurring and interesting character, and a spin-off game was made that looked awesome, most people would be happy.

Don't blame your own fuckwitted argument on me.

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@akarathegreat @_therewasrain I haven't heard a single person say it's exciting JUST because she's a woman. It's exciting because the game looks awesome

People who hate female protagonists do exist. They're weird, sad little people jerking themselves inside out to screenshots of Master Chief, but they exist.

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@Fullplate556 @_therewasrain 1. Tomb Raider doesn't have a husband
2. Laufey is a major part of Norse mythology and of the games.
3. The game looks fucking awesome, but if you would prefer to stare at a muscular man's ass for 35 hours of gameplay instead, then just admit it.

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@_therewasrain That's what they all secretly want anyway.

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@Da7_Tech @TheManUrMomMLKD Adam and Eve aren't real, you fucking child. Neither are these characters. Did you spend this much time whinging about how Toadstools can't drive go-karts when a new Mario Kart is released? I can't imagine the aneurysm you would've had in the 90's when Tomb Raider came out.

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@Katieleighxox @ZiaYusufUK I can see the court transcripts now...

Farage:
"I'm suing for damages because it made people think I was a massive racist piece of shit".

Defence:
"Everyone already thought you were a racist piece of shit".

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@ZiaYusufUK Oh sure, the fact that Farage said "pure cold rage" rather than "white cold rage" is definitely enough to prove he's not a massive, frog-faced, racist grifter. Was definitely a different Nigel Farage that used to stomp around Dulwich singing Hitler youth songs...

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I'm curious, how many basement-dwelling backbirths are going to deprive themselves of an awesome God of War game just because they're scared of women? #StateOfPlay

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All I want from Playstation Classics is Vagrant Story. Anything else can go away please. #StateofPlay

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Marathon looks like Destiny 2 but with worse graphics and just as fucking shit. #StateofPlay

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Dune Awakening looks shit but I am stoked about Dynasty Warriors. INJECT ZHAO YUN INTO MY VEINS. #StateOfPlay

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Waiting for some fucking incel dork to call Tomb Raider woke #StateOfPlay

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@Tyrant002model @InsiderGamingIG You're boring, you know that? Tell you what, you don't like any of this? Then fuck off. Literally no-one will miss you.

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@AshenOne_VI It sounds awesome but will be beset by gurning incels jerking themselves inside out in their parent's basements, both complaining about wanting unrealistically hot women in their games and also about how they won't get to stare at a muscular man's ass for 35 hours of gameplay.

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@WrestleconAndiz It's not real.

Also, Cody is becoming boring, and Roman had been incredibly fucking boring for his entire career. So WWE can't do Cody vs. Roman, because they don't want to be legally liable for putting a couple million people into a month-long coma.