Garret Penton

Amateur sports analyst

[Chris Marler @Vern_Funquist]

Jesus seeing Judas on Sunday morning

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Me to the starter after bombing my drive down the middle of the fairway after he asked if I was sure I wanted to play from the tips

[Clemson Superfan (Jordan Spieth Defender) @SuperfanClemson]

Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

Scottie has lost to 10 people since last July.

Open — 0
Memphis — 2
BMW — 0
Tour Championship — 3
Napa — 0
Hero — 3
Amex — 0
Phoenix — 2

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Ed Orgeron wants to return as LSU’s next head coach:

"I’d love to. Are you kidding me? I just gotta get in my truck, I’ll be there today!"

(via @EvCoRadio)

https://t.co/b2bMG4xE26

[Garret Penton @Gpent24_]

@MR_PROPagiorgio This aged well.

[Garret Penton @Gpent24_]

LSU basketball is a joke.

[Garret Penton @Gpent24_]

Since it’s okay to pay players now can Will Wade come back and save this dumpster fire that is LSU basketball?

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET ELITE BALL KNOWLEDGE 😤 😂 @RealChalamet

[Adam Seegert @butterball_5]

Me thinking about how Zach Bryan is (probably) a bad person but he’s about to write a fire album

[Jonesy @RoyJonesy]

Me defending Zach Bryan after he cheated again knowing damn well good music is around the corner.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Just moments after someone tried to murder President Trump, a CNN analyst says the following:

“Donald Trump and the people around him perceive themselves to be under threat...and that is not legitimate”

You do not hate these people enough.

[demi @_demiwilliams]

me when Criston Cole survives another episode #HOTD #HouseoftheDragon

[NCAA Baseball @NCAABaseball]

LSU WALKS IT OFF AND IS HEADED TO THE @SEC CHAMPIONSHIP 🐯

#NCAABaseball x 🎥 SECN / @LSUbaseball

[Jacob Hester @JacobHester18]

BALL. DONT. LIE GEAUX TIGERS!!!!

[LSU Baseball @LSUbaseball]

HOW 'BOUT THEM TIGERS 🔥

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Scottie driving home after shooting a 57 today