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A penis is like an elbow..don't put it on the table during dinner.

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but seriously when are they gonna make phones with unlimited battery life

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Are oranges named orange because they’re orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange.

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Me + Music = Goodbye world.

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THAT ONE GIRL AT SCHOOL WHO THINKS SHES SO POPULAR BUT ACTUALLY NOBODY REALLY LIKES HER LMAO

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I can do anything i want. But i'm lazy.

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Winter Olympics: Through The Years - https://t.co/WIawWfXigD

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There's plenty of fish in the sea...
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But I want that one.
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When you lose your cellphone in your blankets and then have to throw the blanket around till it falls out.

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when people think i care…. lol no

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Saying "I'm almost there" when you actually haven't even left the house.

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Rabbits jump, they live for 8 yrs. Dogs run, they live for 15 yrs. Turtles don't do anything and they live for 150 years... Lesson learned.

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Best kind of laughter: Laughing so hard your laugh becomes silent.

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I constantly check my phone for no reason.

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I like to party and by party I mean take naps

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Right now you have 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support, and you're scrolling with your thumb.

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You could give me 67 years to do homework and I wouldn’t do it until the night before

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How I use my phone:

50% to check the internet

20% to text

15% to take photos

10% check the time

5% to actually call

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Okay = not mad
Ok = mad
K = mad af

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I hate it when spiders just sit there on the wall and act like they pay rent.

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I WASNT FLIRTING WITH U ITS CALLED BEING NICE. TRY IT SOME TIME