the next time one of you twig bitches recommends an a-line dress to a plus size body that isn't an hourglass, just know that your love life resets and you'll undo all of your progress in the journey to find your true love and you will repeat every bad relationship until you stop
the best part about hanging out with friends is when everyone leaves and letting out the loudest earth shattering fart on the way to breathe heavy on the toilet while finally releasing 5 hours worth of piss π€€
Donald Trump's guide to diversity:
Haitians: Have AIDS
Nigerians: Live in huts
American Indians: Pocahontas
Black Americans: Disrespectful ingrates
Mexicans: Criminals and rapists
Muslims: Evil terrorists
Women: Treat them like shit
White supremacists: Very fine people