Grace (they/she)

professional invasive species buzzkill

[Grace (they/she) @GraceLSanford]

@svershbow As a painter, I think it’s cheaper for me to set up an entire home woodworking shop than try to buy frames for any of my paintings :)))

[Grace (they/she) @GraceLSanford]

@opinonhaver I’m built different (disabled) so I will not be doing anything with my biology degree :)))

[Grace (they/she) @GraceLSanford]

“Aww I’ve always wanted a German Shepherd” it’s literally so weird to tell a stranger that you want to be supervised when you poop

[Grace (they/she) @GraceLSanford]

@paleontaligist True

[Grace (they/she) @GraceLSanford]

@paleontaligist You’re literally a sudoku machine

[Grace (they/she) @GraceLSanford]

Mount Holyoke Students’ favorite hobby is not knowing how to clean up after themselves which is cool and fun because my puppy’s favorite hobby is putting trash in her mouth.

[Grace (they/she) @GraceLSanford]

Just saw a bird and now it’s everyone’s problem.

[Grace (they/she) @GraceLSanford]

Maybe if I didn’t have to talk to Walgreen’s robot phone lady I wouldn’t need all these anti anxiety meds.

[Grace (they/she) @GraceLSanford]

It is so rude to point out that my puppy is large. She is literally a baby.

[Grace (they/she) @GraceLSanford]

Getting back up out of bed because I forgot to meal prep for my dog.

[Grace (they/she) @GraceLSanford]

@paleontaligist One of my moms is a newly conservative ex lesbian to be also fair.

[Grace (they/she) @GraceLSanford]

Some parents might get upset about their daughter dating another woman, but my mom is way too busy sitting on the deck my butch partner built for her to think about those types of things.

[Grace (they/she) @GraceLSanford]

My primary occupation is put snacks into a little baby land shark mouth. Motherhood is beautiful.

[Aya (they/them) @Aya31470438]

My girlfriend‘s passenger princess privileges are trans-continental.

[Grace (they/she) @GraceLSanford]

@nypost Omg Maine is a girl

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@elsa52055546 So true. I’ve learned about so many horrific diseases while eating lunch.❤️

[Grace (they/she) @GraceLSanford]

@spicygolem @morningwitchy Pigeons mate for life! Don’t take them away from their bonded partners.

[Grace (they/she) @GraceLSanford]

Color theory really had it out for me today.

[Grace (they/she) @GraceLSanford]

@thewaltclitman Pretty!!

[Grace (they/she) @GraceLSanford]

@alexriesart My dog can recognize my partner talking to us on FaceTime, but doesn’t understand the image. I wonder if she could recognize her own voice?