Oh I forgot to tell you.
Went to the underground carpark to my car. Stood beside it and blipped the blipper to unlock my car.
Didn't work.
A different car made the "bip bip" noise.
I was like "weird? Hows that possible?"
I was trying to unlock the wrong car, that's how.
@ChrisEvans The response to BLM protests.
In fairness, the people at the BLM protests looked fitter and saner than the current straw poll of absolute gobsheens at the Trump Rally tonight.
@BeenoxTeam my son is mad about CTR he made new characters, items etc and asked me to send you guys a message. I videoed him- it's frickin adorable.
https://t.co/u6x2KskyrC
If you're at @fleadhcheoil in Drogheda this weekend but feeling alone in the crowd look out for our Festival volunteers fwho will give emotional support in the vicinity of The Tholsel tonight & tomorrow 💚
#TalkToUs#WeListen#Fleadh2019
@DermotTodayFM Did anyone ever do a "Crazy Train" howya? I rehearsed it but hadn't the guts to ring it in. Now I'll never get the chance to shine... #gutted
@JohnWOtte@nycmidnight It's nerve-wracking. I can't write today so jittery. I will be on cloud 9 if I get through to the 2nd round. What was your assignment?
One of my dogs is tall enough to rest his head on my wrist as write my entry for #shortstorychallenge2019. It was cute until he dribbled on the trackpad of my laptop. Lucky drool, perhaps? See you in the second heat!
This portrayal of the #doctor as hero in the #State’s #reproductive health history rings hollow, coming as it does from a witness for the defence in #symphysiotomy trials. https://t.co/tRD7D4LiQ6
@PhelpsieSarah Hey sunbeam ☆°•♡•°☆ I'm going to rescue a pupper from the pound today and you are one of my top people to share this news with because you're such a fairy dogmother and I love you ♡♡♡