How do I blame my star sign for my breakdown at work without sounding like a total nut? “Sorry I’m a cancer” doesn’t quite translate to corporate email speak
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He’s a 10 but he’s impossibly fast and strong. His skin is pale white and ice cold. His eyes change color, and sometimes he speaks like he’s from a different time. He never eats or drinks anything. He doesn’t go out in the sunlight.
The thing about me is at 27 I just realized that I do not like to travel, I’d much rather rewatch a show for the 100th time and crochet than go somewhere new