Grace Parmeter

[Grace Parmeter @GraceParmeter]

My 92 year-old great grandma spends her free time looking up the obituaries of her ex boyfriends

[Joe @JoePostingg]

Diet Coke is the greatest invention in history because it's a perfect product with no trade offs. Tastes incredible. Doesn't cause cavities. Healthy for you. Contains a small dose of stimulants.

[Detroit Tigers Authentics @DETAuthentics]

#Giveaway - RT & FOLLOW @DETAuthentics for a chance to win:

A ¡Gracias Miggy! Logo baseball autographed by Miguel Cabrera

1 winner will be picked at random and notified by DM on 10/2/23

Want your own? Buy online or visit our shop this weekend! ➡️ https://t.co/xOSTfvugqo

[MLB @MLB]

The Detr0it @Tigers have done it!

A combined no-hitter from Matt Manning, Jason Foley and Alex Lange! 🔥

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

The Miami Marlins have promoted Caroline O'Connor to President of Business Operations.

With Kim Ng as GM, the Marlins are now the first U.S. major sports franchise to have women operating the entirety of the team’s day-to-day business.

[Grace Parmeter @GraceParmeter]

Roadwork should be illegal with these gas prices I can’t afford that two mile detour. Quit rerouting me !!

[bia 🏹 kenji's gf (real!) @kkishiimoto]

can we normalize saying we love a book without remembering anything about it

[MLB Network @MLBNetwork]

2 MVPs, 4 batting titles, the only Triple Crown of the Divisional Era, 500 homers.

Congrats to @tigers slugger @MiguelCabrera on yet another career milestone! #Miggy500

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

The 28th player in MLB history to hit 500 home runs.

Congrats, @MiguelCabrera!

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

Miggy being Miggy.

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

If you predicted the first HR of 2021 to be Miggy in the middle of the blizzard, bravo. ❄️

Also, the slide at 2nd 🤣 BASEBALL IS BACK!!

(via @MLB)

[Jennifer Fellinger @JenFelli]

Ope, correction @SportsCenter! @HopeCollegeWBB has gone #undefeated for *2* seasons, with a current record of 42-0. 💪 And for the 2nd straight year, there’ll be no chance to clinch a national title. Bittersweet. #BeStrongBeTrue #NCAA #D3hoops

[MLB @MLB]

.@Marlins hire Kim Ng as General Manager.

She is the first female GM in MLB history.

[Grace Parmeter @GraceParmeter]

If this quarantine has taught me anything it’s that I need more sweatpants

[Grace Parmeter @GraceParmeter]

I just watched CoCo for the first time and I am WEEPING

[WOOD TV8 @WOODTV]

Joey will accompany children into the courtroom while they testify.https://t.co/1It6tAVoRI

[Grace Parmeter @GraceParmeter]

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