Grace Philbin

Trying too hard to be funny

[Grace Philbin @GracePhilbin]

I’m not saying my gym is outdated but this Bannatyne’s hasn’t been a Living Well since 2006

[glory💜 @gloryshekkinah]

i promise i'm a lover girl but the man hater in me is stronger

[Molly @FSUmollz]

I just found out I have to go on dates to get a boyfriend. I’m sick to my stomach

[TJS @traderjoeslut]

hey (with the intentions of becoming the love of your life in 2026)

[Grace Philbin @GracePhilbin]

I’ve just had to watch a tiktok tutorial on how to use my new AirPods. I feel ancient

[Gwendolyn @GLB_88]

People screaming Yorkshire puddings don’t go on a Christmas dinner, this is why nobody wants to shag you! Losers!

[Grace Philbin @GracePhilbin]

@CadburyUK I think this twisted Crème Egg is missing something…

[SophieSpring97 @SophieP25397]

Remember when Gary Neville opened his hotel free of charge to NHS staff who needed somewhere to stay during the early stages of lockdown.

That’s surely more patriotic than hanging a flag made in China on a lamp post and painting a roundabout and screaming at mentally ill guys

[Grace Philbin @GracePhilbin]

@CostaCoffee I was really looking forward to that cappuccino but my car wanted it more

[Grace Philbin @GracePhilbin]

There should be a rule where you can go visit your besties workplace just to check the vibe

[Grace Philbin @GracePhilbin]

Not me losing my @astridandmiyu flatback earring, finding it, and then losing it again 🫠 how do they unscrew themselves

[Grace Philbin @GracePhilbin]

Do you ever sit in the sun and think this is living?

[Grace Philbin @GracePhilbin]

Every week or so Pinterest sends me an email about engagement rings… I don’t even have a boyfriend Pinterest please stop

[Grace Philbin @GracePhilbin]

I just submitted my MA dissertation wooohooo

[Dr Rachel Claire Morris, Shadow Secretary of Snark @5By5Creativity]

'Every boy should learn not to be an abusive incel at school'

[Grace Philbin @GracePhilbin]

Classic dad reaction to me announcing I got a new job

[Grace Philbin @GracePhilbin]

I wasn’t happy When early Streep was cut from Mamma Mia but I put up with it. Now you’re telling me Colin Firth is killed off on Bridget Jones? What’s that about?

[Grace Philbin @GracePhilbin]

I’m so bored of seeing Taylor swift on my timeline pls stop 😭

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Grace Philbin @GracePhilbin]

My gym is a Bannatyne’s but it used to be a Living Well. It still has Living Well logos on signs in the pool area and toilets. It’s not been a Living Well since 2006. Time for an upgrade? @Bannatyne