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expect the best

[HBIC @GraceRozmus]

https://t.co/CEBWQ563zH

[HBIC @GraceRozmus]

People who regularly drink alcohol and then ask “why would you drink a NA? Have they heard of water?”
Have you ever thought about shutting the fuck up?

[HBIC @GraceRozmus]

I asked my dad if he wanted a virgin martini the other night, he said “what is that?” “Just olive juice”, I replied.

[HBIC @GraceRozmus]

@the_transit_guy @soapyback Go Alaska, hell yeah

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@EVBonesaw @soapyback It’s terrible we live in a society where this is justified. Regardless of who is in office, you’re a white supremacist and it’s showing.

Time to check the reality you live in.

[Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 @RepWeinstein]

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

[HBIC @GraceRozmus]

I’ll never be 20 again, and I’ll never be able watch pearl for the first time

[HBIC @GraceRozmus]

I hope you’ve come to remember
The memories, the messages, the bonds
I hope you’ve come to reminisce
In the damage you left

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

I’m so serious when I say the president of the United States should be 45 years old and HOT AS FUCK

[Socratease @renfairebarbie]

I have this at work

[HBIC @GraceRozmus]

I don’t do jealous I just do better or whatever

[HBIC @GraceRozmus]

What do you watch if your comfort shows get old?

[HBIC @GraceRozmus]

Spent 15 minutes making lunch but dropped it on the floor before I even got it on the plate
I’ve got a prankster on my hands

[HBIC @GraceRozmus]

Dexter Morgan has entered the chat

[HBIC @GraceRozmus]

How are you going to tell me Christmas is a paid holiday but Easter isn’t?

[HBIC @GraceRozmus]

@Rainmaker1973 Imagine killing yourself to prove a point. Hmm.

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What’s with all the wrestling coaches.

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@soapyback Yes I do.

[HBIC @GraceRozmus]

@elonmusk I don’t believe you’re a real human being