Janelle Swenson

[Janelle Swenson @Grace_Cubero]

Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!

[Janelle Swenson @Grace_Cubero]

Hellcat - A bad-tempered woman

[Janelle Swenson @Grace_Cubero]

Knock Knock. Who's there! Aileen! Aileen who? Aileen against my Rolls Royce!

[Janelle Swenson @Grace_Cubero]

Horace~ Seize today and put as little trust as you can in tomorrow.

[Janelle Swenson @Grace_Cubero]

When Bishop Berkeley said "there was no matter." And proved it - 't was no matter what he said. - Lord Byron (George Gordon Noel Byron)

[Janelle Swenson @Grace_Cubero]

He would not give the devil a knife to cut his throat. - Italian Proverb

[Janelle Swenson @Grace_Cubero]

Does the universe lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

[Janelle Swenson @Grace_Cubero]

A thing done has a head. (The exultation of an ancient sculptor on his satisfactorily completing the head of his statue.) - Italian Proverb

[Janelle Swenson @Grace_Cubero]

Piety, prudence, wit, and civility, are the elements of true nobility. - German Proverb

[Janelle Swenson @Grace_Cubero]

Richard's wretched ratchet wrench.

[Janelle Swenson @Grace_Cubero]

Wendell Willkie~ No man has a right in America to treat any other man tolerantly for tolerance is the assumption of superiority.

[Janelle Swenson @Grace_Cubero]

Cicero~ Live as brave men and if fortune is adverse front its blows with brave hearts.

[Janelle Swenson @Grace_Cubero]

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

[Janelle Swenson @Grace_Cubero]

Nothing is more honorable than a grateful heart. -Seneca

[Janelle Swenson @Grace_Cubero]

Some gifts are big, others are small. Gifts from the heart are the best gifts of all. -Unknown Author

[Janelle Swenson @Grace_Cubero]

And when you have reached the mountain top, then you shall begin to climb. -Kahlil Gibran

[Janelle Swenson @Grace_Cubero]

Redneck Would Not Say: - You can't feed that to the dog.

[Janelle Swenson @Grace_Cubero]

What's the best thing about deadly snakes? They've got poisonality!

[Janelle Swenson @Grace_Cubero]

Flip Wilson~ The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.

[Janelle Swenson @Grace_Cubero]

Leo C. Rosten~ Satire is focused bitterness.