Grace Zaruba Ŧ

•Intelligence without ambition is like a bird without wings• Texas Tech❤️

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

We got tickets to give away for tomorrow's game 👀 Who wants them?

[The Bull @TheBullHouston]

RT if you want tickets to see @ParkerMcCollum on opening night at #RodeoHouston with a hotel stay and meet & greet passes

[Texas Tech Basketball @TexasTechMBB]

You just had to be there 🔥

🎥 Texas Tech vs Texas Cinematic Recap

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

when the microwave does the passive aggressive double beep when you forget your food .. i just wanna know which bills you pay to be taking that tone with me

[Houston Astros @astros]

We've got a pair of tickets to give away this morning! RT for your chance to win.

If you can't attend, catch the game on @MLBNetwork.

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

A wise lawyer named Elle Woods once pointed out that every ejaculation not seeking an egg could be considered reckless abandonment and I just think maybe Texas should take a look at that one

[Grace Zaruba Ŧ @Gracezaruba]

@SarahWitt11 @iJanet24 Woohoo!!!

[MACHINEMOOK @machinemook]

nobody:

Pg.16 of our high school history textbook:

[🏴‍☠️ @1piecehub]

“the pacer test will start in 30 seconds”

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

part of the american teenage experience is looking for a job and almost getting tricked into selling knives

[Irene ❤️‍🔥 @lillyswiftt13]

11 time grammy winner taylor swift saying “oh shit” in 13k

[Tegan Marlow @teganmarlow_]

#goodmorningbritain

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

sometimes i feel like a failure but then i get into a tsa line at any airport and realize literally everyone is a slow, stupid fucking idiot and immediately get a huge self confidence boost.

[Ninja @Ninja]

Mahomes looking for a receiver who won’t drop the ball.

[James @ScriptsByJames]

Not the CDC that’s for sure

[Texas Tech Football @TexasTechFB]

The game's most electric QB takes center stage (again) tonight.

Leave a legacy, @PatrickMahomes