Grace Adler

Singer. Designer at Grace Adler designs.

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I thought you were elbow-deep in someone's colon.

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I don't need to have two gay guys laughing at me. I get enough of that at home

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I blame Sex and the City for this.

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Look at me. I look all... all puffy and mannish. I'm like Puff the Magic Drag Queen.

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Oh God, if you're gonna tell me he's gay I'm gonna have a freakin' heart attack.

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Just one question. Is Dirty Little Pig Boy the other white meat?

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This was my puppy, BoBo. He got run over by a truck. Lucky bastard.

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So go home, read in the nude and play with your pudding.

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We should go, because that way we won't be here!

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On Christmas Eve, grandma lost both her legs to diabetes.

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You should see what happens when you mention my name at Rug Barn. You get a cold mint tea and a kiss on the cheek by a guy named Misha.

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Put the catalog down. You have everything in it.

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No, Jack's a ho-my God she doesn't know!

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Look at me. I look all... all puffy and mannish. I'm like Puff the Magic Drag Queen.

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Once you go Jack, you never go back.

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Listen, mister. I've kissed Karen more times than I can count. And every single time, I felt something.

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I gotta go save 50%, Barney's is having a sale.

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I wanted to raise the kids Jewish, you wanted to sleep with men.

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My choices were flawless, and if your client can't see that, then he is guilty of extremely bad taste, and isn't that the real crime here?

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No matter how bad you're doing, chances are Jack's doing much worse.