TheGradHouse

[TheGradHouse @GradHouseSays]

"You don't woo a woman by giving her swamp-ass." #doescontextmatter?

[TheGradHouse @GradHouseSays]

"Is that John McCain?"
"That guy'll do anything now" #TheFonz

[TheGradHouse @GradHouseSays]

"Gonna fold my unmentionables in front of everybody because this Thanksgiving is all about togetherness." #roommates

[TheGradHouse @GradHouseSays]

"Do you want anything from Harris Teeter? Since that's PROBably where we're going---not to the clerb (club)" #randomroomies

[TheGradHouse @GradHouseSays]

"Wait, I thought 28 Days Later was a movie about pregnancy. Bc, that's when you find out the sex of the child?" #randomroommates

[TheGradHouse @GradHouseSays]

"OMG you actually laughed at my joke, not just my pride in telling it" #fortheloveofroommates

[TheGradHouse @GradHouseSays]

"It HAS to be male because we have a deep-seated resentment of it."

(On finding a roach in the house and naming it Kafka)

[TheGradHouse @GradHouseSays]

"This is why you don't go announcing that you like things; they hear you and take them away" - Roomie, on non-popping bubble wrap.

[TheGradHouse @GradHouseSays]

"OH HEYY! I didn't know you were here! Do you want to meet all the people who love me?" - Roomie, on running into your ex at bars #gradhouse

[TheGradHouse @GradHouseSays]

"This guy calls himself an academic mercenary"

"O_o What is he killing????"

"Peons"

#lawd #academia

[TheGradHouse @GradHouseSays]

"Can I put this on the table because it's kind of festive?"
-Origin story for our pineapple centerpiece