Married Grad Student

Am I married to my spouse or grad school? The line is blurred, I don't know anymore. I'm too far in. #gradschoolprobs

[Married Grad Student @GradSpouse]

I told my spouse he was my 0.001 other. He was confused. #significantother #PhDlife #Gradjokes #PhDchat

[Married Grad Student @GradSpouse]

#PunchInTheGut #Thanks https://t.co/iMbNAqeZF7

[Professor Jaded @ProfessorJaded]

Working late? Out of red ink?
Just remember... it was you, in the pursuit of competence, who came up with these assignments.

[Married Grad Student @GradSpouse]

I'm grouchy. Trying to learn R on the fly because I don't want to drive to campus to use SPSS/AMOS. #NeedOneTest

[Married Grad Student @GradSpouse]

Classes are done. Teaching is done. It's break time! #gradlife #seeyain2017

[Married Grad Student @GradSpouse]

Strategically did not wear makeup for a week. Finals week is wrecking me but know one knows because my makeup is done. #micdrop #gradlife

[Married Grad Student @GradSpouse]

Administered my last final today! Now to complete my 3 remaining ones... #gradlife #oyvey #needsometime

[HigherEd UnDead @HigherEdUnDead]

Brace yourselves. Final grades are coming.

And the appeals.
And the petitions.

[Married Grad Student @GradSpouse]

Coffee or wine... coffee or wine... This is an important decision #gradlife

[Married Grad Student @GradSpouse]

Spouse and I have washed the same load of laundry 5 times now... #gradproblems #endofsemesterproblems #gradlife

[Married Grad Student @GradSpouse]

My students whine so much I am about to brink a block of cheese to class. #gradlife #wineandcheese

[Ella Marushchenko @Ella_Maru]

When your co-authors don't quite match your pace in the project

[Married Grad Student @GradSpouse]

Is this semester almost over? #gradlife

[Underpaid TA @underpaidTA]

Explaining your life and career path to relatives at thanksgiving...

[Married Grad Student @GradSpouse]

One more time for the people in the back... #SayNoToImposterPhenomenon #Gradlife https://t.co/YVWrGGQw7R

[GradSchoolFool @GradSchoolFool]

My phone just auto-corrected "ANCOVA" to anchovies... Maybe I'm just delirious but I find this hilarious lololol #gradschool #delirium

[Married Grad Student @GradSpouse]

My poor freshies are overwhelmed with life and are all coming to me. I don't know how to handle this. I want to cry with them. #gradlife

[Married Grad Student @GradSpouse]

Student tells me the revolutionary war was not violent so Americans cannot be violent - it is impossible. #facepalm #ummm #gradlife

[Professor Jaded @ProfessorJaded]

I should structure each exam study guide like a click-bait article:

How ready are you for the exam? Find out!
Question 67 made me cry!!

[Married Grad Student @GradSpouse]

3. Student doesn't show... https://t.co/QcxPGuf1aE

[Professor Jaded @ProfessorJaded]

These results prove that I am not the only prof who is jaded... https://t.co/cobJAXTINO

[Married Grad Student @GradSpouse]

#gradlife #truth #swamped https://t.co/rCsiFVrN5a

[PhDont. Literally. @LiterallyPhDont]

Tuesday got me like...
#PhDont #PhD #SoTired #SendHelp #SendSnacks #SendCoffee #gradschoolproblems