Advisor:
My brain:
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Me: Yeah, I can have that to you by Friday!
I'm busy most of the time, can offer random research tidbits on my dissertation topic, and very experienced in living on a budget
#MyRelationshipResume
Welcome to all the 1st year grad students! May your typing fingers be mighty, your bed be comfortable, and your family stop asking you when you'll be done with school π»πͺππ