Cory

[Cory @Grade_A_Moron]

Which music choice cable channel is everyone listening to right now

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Pretty sure this means that Mahomes is on steroids and the game ends with the Kansas City crowd chanting Josh Allen’s name #everybodycanchange

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

Allen-Mahomes IV
Hearts on Fire
AFC Championship

@KyleBrandt gets you ready for a title bout.

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Sesame Street updating us on Commanders touchdowns now

[Count von Count @CountVonCount]

Four thousand nine hundred two!

[Nate Wolff @proffwolff]

[trying to convince my crew to leave their families behind and chase a specific fish until all but one of us dies]

I just feel like our corporate culture needs more masculine energy

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The way this game is going Washington is going to pick off the toss in a Lions hook and ladder

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Jets fans: We want a Ben Johnson

Jets team: We have a Ben Johnson at home

[The Comeback @thecomeback]

The Jets tried a trick play that probably earned Davante Adams a bruise or two.

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NSWF

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And James Marsden typecast as Polyphemus

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Christopher Nolan’s next film is an adaption of ‘THE ODYSSEY’

• Described as a mythic action epic that follows the tale of Odysseus & his 10-year journey home after the Trojan War

• Starring Tom Holland, Zendaya, Anne Hathaway, Matt Damon, Lupita Nyong’o and Robert Pattinson

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Jabbed?

[Variety @Variety]

Burt, the reptilian star of 1980s classic “Crocodile Dundee” has died at the age of at least 90 years old.

The croc’s death was announced by Australian reptile park Crocosaurus Cove, where Burt lived out his final years.
https://t.co/3S4DWsbFVM

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@colton_pouncy

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All I’m saying about current events is that while Luigi is good at jumping, Princess Toadstool can float through the air

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Amazon needs a Prime delivery of some audience mics because the crowd noise does not come through well

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Dan Skipper taking bumps like grew up in Stu Hart’s Dungeon

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Me when I get to the layer of plain chips underneath the good nachos

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Rodgers refusing to pursue in case the jet trail causes cancer

[Next Gen Stats @NextGenStats]

Against his former team, Seahawks DT Leonard Williams returns an interception 92 yards for a touchdown, reaching a top speed of 17.84 mph, the fastest play by a defensive tackle as a ball carrier in over five seasons (since Week 4, 2019).

#SEAvsNYJ | #Seahawks

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Detroit Football Network and @Justin_Rogers about to exceed the Substack email character limit based on today’s scoring summary alone

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And what do you call this cabinet?

The Aristocrats!

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@minakimes It’s nice that, today of all days, we are honoring our crafty Veterans

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Make America What America Must Become

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The only thing providing me any joy is the news crawler providing updates on votes that make it seem like people were just assessing what they thought of local schools. Ohio voters—not big public education fans!

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@PowerPackNation That’s berry nice. Love the spinner rack and the way 6 million worth of omnibuses look