Not Graham

Quotes from @Graham949 that may not get the credit they deserve. Just a big fan listening to every word.

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Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em.

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If one of your neighbors was pounding his meat super loud, would you go tell them to keep it down?

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The bone got totally drenched. Also my dog Hambone got wet.

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I can’t imagine taking one in the butt while driving.

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And then crab cakes? Ben dict?

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It’s gonna be a lot of whacking going on in the household this week.

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It’s weird they have to take it to the back room.

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Sure, Starbucks barista, put a squirt of your protein on top of there.

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How did they open up the portal to let him in to climb into their portals?

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And may I just add that you sound like you are incredibly handsome and that any time you would like to whip out your big framing nailer, I will let you nail me anytime.

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Here’s a picture of me whackin’ it.

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I’m gonna be doing some fishy flapjacking this weekend, though. For sure.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Okay, I’ll come back later. Sorry to interrupt.

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Walk into the break room and there’s two AI people just GibberLinking.

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You want us to put it in your EYE?!

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I have Taurus in my moon sign and she’s a Taurus and then we put our sun signs together and they got busy and had little moon babies. Is that not how it works?

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You didn’t get blown off on the bridge? It’s all I could think about. But it didn’t happen.

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Objection! Badgering the Graham!

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Come over and sniff my real tree.

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The drip from the tip, ‘cause it wasn’t screwed, right into your hole.