Graham Cracker

Welcome to my blog, where I document my fight against cancer.

If you're a survivor, or are also fighting cancer, feel free to follow, and I'll follow you back.

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@ElonMuskAOC Ever since you took over, my feed has been nothing but onlyfans ads and random school yard fights.

Their algorithm has got to be better than yours.

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@ElonMuskAOC If you've gotta threaten a lawsuit, things aren't looking good for you.

Twitter's days are numbered. Your little $44,000,000,000 dollar project is gonna crash and burn, and you'll still have to pay it back.

Twitter can even afford rent, how you gonna afford a lawsuit?

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@CBSEveningNews Does Elon Musk think he owns the people he fired?

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@whatsuptucson ***UPDATE***
She didn't have a microchip. PACC took her in to be adopted. If you know this dog, contact PACC.

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@whatsuptucson

My wife found this dog in the vicinity of 22nd and Houghton. She's friendly and ran right up to the car asking for water, but has no collar or tags. As sweet as she is, I'm sure there's a family missing her. Please share this around so she can be found.

Thanks

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@OldDogFather @whatsuptucson Not yet. That's the plan as soon as we have the time. Wife was working when she found her and brought her home on her lunch break. The poor girl was out in the heat so we gave her food and water, and now she's talking a nap. She may have been missing for days.

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@cece2769 @whatsuptucson No, but she looks the same.

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@KVOA Wait, so WWE actors are athletes now?

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@NBCNews I hate saying this, and I wish it weren't so, but the world cares more about 5 rich people than all of the world's poor people.

SeverusSnape_"Obviously".mem

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Consuming food has gone from being one of my absolute favorite things in life to being a daily chore.

Cancer sucks.
0/10
Would not recommend.

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....but I don't WANNA die slow.

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@HaywoodJablomy6 @KOLDNews And yet, hes so much better at life than you are.

I wonder where YOUR mother went wrong, hmm? Did she drop you on your head when you were a baby, or are you just naturally like this?

Who's to blame for your existence: God or your mom? Because one of em obviously fucked up big.

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@whatsuptucson If it's a baby, anyone can legally smash the window with a rock. Do what you need to save a baby's life; worry about property damage later.

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@Clairotonin @ThanksCancer OhMyGawd, I can't stop staring, hes so cute!

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@Clairotonin @ThanksCancer You should have him dna tested because I'm reasonably certain he's part jackrabbit.

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@ThanksCancer His name is Sniper, and he is the best boy. One of his jobs is chief cuddlebug, and he takes his jobs seriously.

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@hankgreen @hankgreen this may seem kinda morbid, but I think a "Journey to the Microcosmos" episode should take a look at cancer cells, if you haven't already.

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@hankgreen I'm about 4 days behind you on my chemo plan. CapOx on a 3 week cycle, including a "rest"week. Haven't lost any hair. In fact side effects have been decently manageable for me so far, so I feel extremely lucky. So far.

I'm wishing you all the best, Hank.

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@HeckinGoodDogs I'm pretty sure that math is wrong, because I'm reasonably certain 420 Dogg years comes out to 69 human years.

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@ThanksCancer Not yet, but I've only just begun my first round of chemo. I expect to get all sorts of mixed messages from my cancer. I do have a CEA of only 5 even though I've got 4 liver mets, so there's that.